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windower 

A house with a lot of windows
That house is a lot more windower than others i've seen
windower by Window_licker123 January 13, 2021

Family Window 

A program on a computer screen, usually a word processing document that someone switches to when a family member enters the room. This is most often a cover-up when someone is actually browsing a website of pornographic nature.
Dude, I can hear mom's footsteps! Switch from Filthy Farm Animals to the Family Window!
Family Window by afronova May 16, 2008

Opened Window 

Opened Window, adj. is the term used to describe the amount of time available before the authorities arrive on the scene after a riot, protest, prank, graffiti or crime has been committed. Let me know when the coast is clear because the opened window is a short amount of time.
They knew they had an opened window of 3 minutes to spray paint that statue and leave before the cops came. Time span intentional act unexpected prank well timed protest rehearsed acts planned riot
Opened Window by Amazingman April 20, 2013

Love Window

A fold of excessive fat that droops over the genitalia. Must be 'opened' before the commencement of love-making.
"Ah Beatrice, it's getting rather warm in here. Shall I open my love window?"
Love Window by Dangerscouse April 19, 2014

The window thing 

When ur driving down the highway and you stick your dong out the window to measure aerodynamics
Man we drove past bill cosby doing the window thing on the way home from Florida
The window thing by Batman242020 December 20, 2020

stain glass window 

When consuming LSD you stand naked in front of a window while masturbating to a agthering of people outside than cum all over the window. If not done with LSD it's known as creeper.
It's a good thing I took LSD before I went and stain glass windowed and jizzed on it at Paula's sister 3 year old birthday party.
stain glass window by gullets August 5, 2008