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Opened Window 

Opened Window, adj. is the term used to describe the amount of time available before the authorities arrive on the scene after a riot, protest, prank, graffiti or crime has been committed. Let me know when the coast is clear because the opened window is a short amount of time.
They knew they had an opened window of 3 minutes to spray paint that statue and leave before the cops came. Time span intentional act unexpected prank well timed protest rehearsed acts planned riot
Opened Window by Amazingman April 20, 2013
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Love Window

A fold of excessive fat that droops over the genitalia. Must be 'opened' before the commencement of love-making.
"Ah Beatrice, it's getting rather warm in here. Shall I open my love window?"
Love Window by Dangerscouse April 19, 2014

The window thing 

When ur driving down the highway and you stick your dong out the window to measure aerodynamics
Man we drove past bill cosby doing the window thing on the way home from Florida
The window thing by Batman242020 December 20, 2020

stain glass window 

When consuming LSD you stand naked in front of a window while masturbating to a agthering of people outside than cum all over the window. If not done with LSD it's known as creeper.
It's a good thing I took LSD before I went and stain glass windowed and jizzed on it at Paula's sister 3 year old birthday party.
stain glass window by gullets August 5, 2008

window licker 

(so i've heard) Birmingham-esque for a resident from Tamworth ('brums' overspill town from the '70's)
Yam not won o' dem Windaw Lickers frum Tam'f are yao ?
window licker by Anonymous July 9, 2003

window licker 

Bruno, Claudio, Forest Gump, Window Licker.

Window Licker 

The kids on the short bus that lick the windows. Also can be used when someone is really drunk or stupid
That girl we met at the bar last night was such a window licker
Window Licker by Jenne October 5, 2006