a window

someone who had a significant other die and they were not yet married (like a widow)

"Yeah, I became a window at a young age when my boyfriend fell off a cliff..."

by panhandletherich July 20, 2020

I’ll window you

when you throw someone out of a window

if you dont shutup i’ll window you

by bigmanlacey June 21, 2021

Window

The thing birds crash into or little children jump through.

Repair Guy: so how’d this window break in the first place
Me: some kid thought that he could float right through it. Spoiler alert, he’s not magical

by King_J1123 April 18, 2021

Windows 10 Effect

When someone uses a garbage operating system for so long that they get used to its crap factor and consider it good.

Guy: I'll never upgrade to Windows 11, Windows 10 is way better!
Doctor: You seem to be under the influence of the Windows 10 Effect, Windows 11 is the same shit. I'd recommend switching to Linux or macOS for a change.

by wordsarecooliguess823913 April 10, 2025

window eater

a very stinky person but they are very lovable
a Window eater is the best type of person you CAN meen

person1: Wow they are so cool
person2: yeah they must be a window eater
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by stargirl111 August 9, 2022

window cleaners bucket

Cavernous fanny

She has a fanny like a window cleaners bucket

by Peewak October 8, 2022

Windows 7

An outdated piece of crap used by people who think car companies “don’t build ‘em like they used to”
Windows 7 users completely ignore all the advancements that Microsoft made in 10 years and show how edgy they are by sticking it to the man.

I ran SFC /scannow on Windows 7 but it says some system files couldn't be repaired.

Yeah, bud. Your componet store is corrupted. Enjoy spending two days reinstalling your Windows and thirty different applications.

by gmoney2 February 18, 2019