Usually refers to a very based Serb-Romanian. The urban legend can often be found in the most obscure Yugoslav servers. Experts say if you find him you will be blessed with permanent luck (unless you are a muslim). His theme songs are "Komunjare" and "Tata". World's top scientists indicate the fact that if he concentrates all of his power he can leave Hungarian women on a 250 mile radius pregnant with twins (which will be 100% romanian btw)! He was refused entry in the USA because his biceps were considered weapons of mass destruction. He can drain all of Middle East's oil in one snap of a finger!
"I hope one day I will be like Robert!"
"I heard naša vojvodina is responsible for Srebrenica."
"Hi Robert, how's it going? All good, I'm at the 5th liberated town in Srpska today!"
"My grandpa told me a story about naša vojvodina (robert)!"
"I heard naša vojvodina is responsible for Srebrenica."
"Hi Robert, how's it going? All good, I'm at the 5th liberated town in Srpska today!"
"My grandpa told me a story about naša vojvodina (robert)!"
by robert himself November 22, 2021

Ew no thank you Robert is texting me.
by 9020 November 22, 2021

by williamroberts123 May 4, 2023

A shitty Indy wrestle that's smells like regret and fast food. Who is The Prodigy James Currey Bitch.
by One Arm Cyborg Taxi Driver October 5, 2021

a sexy dilf who looks 30 and can give anyone a heart attack with his beautiful smile. defo a sass god
by pmh August 19, 2021

by willpcubs2322 October 21, 2019

Robert Pattinson is the hottest, sexiest man to ever walk this planet. He is also known as Edward Cullen. Robert Pattinson is so beautiful I can’t even explain it!!!!!
by RobertPattinsonwife March 21, 2021
