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naša vojvodina (robert)

Usually refers to a very based Serb-Romanian. The urban legend can often be found in the most obscure Yugoslav servers. Experts say if you find him you will be blessed with permanent luck (unless you are a muslim). His theme songs are "Komunjare" and "Tata". World's top scientists indicate the fact that if he concentrates all of his power he can leave Hungarian women on a 250 mile radius pregnant with twins (which will be 100% romanian btw)! He was refused entry in the USA because his biceps were considered weapons of mass destruction. He can drain all of Middle East's oil in one snap of a finger!
"I hope one day I will be like Robert!"
"I heard naša vojvodina is responsible for Srebrenica."
"Hi Robert, how's it going? All good, I'm at the 5th liberated town in Srpska today!"
"My grandpa told me a story about naša vojvodina (robert)!"
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Robert

Robert is a rascally, rambunctious, radioactive, raspy, clapped, son of a hog, rat. 🐀
Ew no thank you Robert is texting me.
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William Roberts

William Roberts is the goat, he runs the west side. MOST BEAST MAN IN THE MR BEAST CREW
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Robert Wilcoxen

A shitty Indy wrestle that's smells like regret and fast food. Who is The Prodigy James Currey Bitch.
That guy wrestles like Robert wilcoxen.
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robert downey jr

a sexy dilf who looks 30 and can give anyone a heart attack with his beautiful smile. defo a sass god
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COLE ROBERTS

I WONT TO COLE ROBERTS WHEN I SEE COLE
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Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is the hottest, sexiest man to ever walk this planet. He is also known as Edward Cullen. Robert Pattinson is so beautiful I can’t even explain it!!!!!
Me: OMG IS THAT ROBERT PATTINSON! HE IS SO HOT
Robert Pattinson: yeah that’s me
Me: *faints*
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