Woke

Appraised of public issues that the government is enumerated to address.

Person One: "English is the national language!"

Person Two: "...ah, you're just not woke."

by MD451 March 6, 2025

Woke

Woke (Noun) - Hand-wringing, bed-wetting little pussies. Think men are women. Think African & Asian culture is superior to White Western & Far Eastern culture. Think illegal immigrants are tops but wouldn't want to live with or near them. Are generally failures in their pathetic existences.

Person 1- hello, nice day isn't it.

Woke person- no it isn't and if you don't agree with me then you're a racist, sexist, homophobic, islamophobic, inbred violent bigot

by Bish bash boosh March 16, 2025

woke relationship

A romantic, sexual, or other intimate relationship where both individuals are conscious of and actively engage with social justice matters, and power dynamics within their relationship.

Mark: “They pride themselves on having a woke relationship where they regularly discuss how social issues impact their interactions and make conscious efforts to create equality by combatting implicit biases.”

by dazzletune March 17, 2025

Woke

Wokeness, Wokeism, Wokeology.

A state of being chronically biased. Grossly racist against ones self. Embracing the ideology of rewriting reality to fit one's narrative in one's own mind. A live and let live attitude towards People that identifies as a CARROT or opposite of ones own gender. Liberal. The habitual need to breakdown a logical statement word for word, endlessly asking what it means. Having a ferm belief that there is more then TWO genders. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS. Feeling sorry for a race or people that won't help themselves. Supporting a race that hates your race. A FOLLOWER. Being easily influenced to HATE a political figure that is MAKING AMERICA GRATE AGAIN. Having a vicarious superiority complex for wokeness. Believing in WOKE propaganda over truth...

Woke: a disgusting ideology taught by the internet and learned by other woke people.

Wow, I can't believe TRUMP is deporting all those Immigrants. You mean illegal Aliens and foreign Criminals?

I stand with Ukraine!

So you're gonna donate a portion of your check to support a Ukraine family?
Whoa, let's not get crazy here, yo...

by Kleptodog March 18, 2025

Woke Putin

Woke Putin was a war hero from the years 1377-1438. He fought to make Dreamywar and Ambastler, his grandparents happy in the Hundred Year War. He was born in Schweinfurt, Germany in the year 1361. He fought in Fickmuhlen, a town in Niedersachsen when he was 19. He had very hard years as his parents, Nizza and Trump left Woke Putin when he was 61. He tragically was very goonicidal and died from gooning too hard in his pants.

"We remember Woke Putin forever!" Woke Bird the 7th, Woke Putin's great great great great great great great grandson in 2011 at 89 years old.

by Playboy Cardi March 30, 2025

woke-off

When people engage in a virtue-signalling competition to prove who is more "woke" than the other

"It was a total woke-off in class today"

"I think I'll just have to have a woke-off with this essay"

"the liberal arts is just a woke-off"

by theredandblueblur March 31, 2025

Wokemo

Wokemo
noun / adjective
1. A person who listens to sad music while deconstructing capitalism.
2. That mate who brings vegan brownies to a protest and then cries because the world is “too much”.

Key Signs You’re a Wokemo:
• You own more tote bags than socks.
• You say “this broke my soul” at least twice a day.
• You cry while journaling about colonialism.
• Your fashion inspo is: if Wednesday Addams and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had a baby.

“He’s not just sad—he’s sad and socially aware. Total wokemo.”

by migyouwell April 10, 2025