Wrinkley Whale

A old man cock

"I heard Joe Biden has a wrinkley whale"

by Bahma February 23, 2025

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whale drum

The Original metal tongue drum

Whoa, that whale drum is vibrating the ground!

by DoubleDiego March 8, 2025

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A family from Arizona where the no it all wife drinks a strawberry daquari wit whip cream spilling it on herself making her look like a whale. She didnt apprectiate any thing till her son misteriously and naturally dies of a fetenayl Over Dose.

The whale no it all cut my hair explaining that her son got arrested get ready fir this stealing guns from a cop car. Laugh the fuck out lod. Now he dead from drugs. Giv me a fing break. We are sick of the lies.

by Real truth. June 13, 2023

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midas whale

Slang for “Might as well.” It’s that simple.

Grant: “Should we grab a beer before this flight?”

Critter: “Midas Whale!”

by Samonthedictionary March 10, 2023

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Whale

An useless clump of meat you cant eat in the ocean. Your thermometer is smarter than it.

Arti is such a whale.
You are such a whale

by MrIcantsleep March 11, 2023

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Sperm Whale

Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.

Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf?

Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.

by Alzorbongus June 20, 2024

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