U pick live

Means, "We smoke extremly large amounts of weed" in pothead terms.

Also WTF is up with mystery wall?

does anyone really give a fuck? no!

7 year old: Mommy, whats cocaine?

Mom: Uhh, why dont you go outside and play a nice game of hide and fork yourself

7 year old: Ok mommy

by USSR December 8, 2003

U-Scan Swap

A trick used to fool a U-Scan. U-Scans have a weight monitoring system that knows how much an item should weigh when you put it in the bag. You can take advantage of this by scanning one item then putting an item of similar weight in the bag. The main use of this is to scan a cheap item and get an expensive one of similar weight.

Jim: Why did you scan that mountain lightning and put the Mountain Dew in the bag?
Bob: Because I just U-Scan Swapped it mother flowers!

by ChadChoosy August 27, 2009

R. U. T. A.

Abbreviation for "Rape up the ass" or "Raped up the ass."

Dude 1: you just got R. U. T. A.'d!!
Dude 2: fuck!

by TheGuyWhoPostedRUTA April 29, 2009

r u gey

Are you gay

"What, are those mint?"

"Yes."

"r u gey" BAM

by Geiiiiiii December 15, 2018

Catfish U-turn

The act of presenting yourself over a social media platform to standards below your actual level. E.g. Using old, unflattering, revolting photos as a tinder profile, only to leave the person speechless when you're actually extremely tolerable in person

Also know as the Reverse Catfish or the Lloyd

"...So that girl i've been talking to turned up to the date, WAY hotter than i thought she initially was from her profile. She pulled the Catfish U-turn"
"She's a Lloyd!!"

by SlightlyChocolate August 13, 2018

U mom gay

The action of calling someone's mother gay. But can be backfired if said "No u"

Person 1: Why are you crying?

Person 2: Someone said "U mom gay"

Person 1: OOF

by The_Bigg_Boi April 11, 2018

Dick U-Haul

A woman with a huge fat ass who has lead a high sexually active life for hire.

That girl almost ran me over backing up that Dick U-Haul!

by CountVonfingerbang November 5, 2019