turd burgler

That gay guy who works at Mc Donalds that wears the chit stained black and white striped suit.

Hurry and hide your fat purple puffy azz Grimmase here comes the turd burgler.

by Dish February 3, 2004

Turd out

To defecate, especially from a moving vehicle, watercraft, or air transport.

Take the wheel, I have to turd out!

by pukenet March 1, 2010

rusty turd

the same as sandstone shit

"that rusty turd was fuckin creepy with little flakes around it!"

by dude007 May 30, 2008

turd fluffer

a fluffer for turds; an absurd term for a person in general that is not meant to be taken literally.

Adam! Stop being such a turd fluffer!

by Lotte September 21, 2004

turd drowner

Toilet

I'll be back. I got to use the turd drowner.

by malikai13 March 24, 2010

night turd

night turd (nyt-ter-d)
Ln: somnadefecate.

1. a mispronounciation / mishearing of 'night terror'.

2. more likely, a condition or syndrome involving 'turding' in the night. usually occurs while unconscious. can be accompanied by horrific screaming - sufferers generally woken up in the night by rolling in their own faeces.
3. Famous night turd sufferers include Lionel Ritchie and Guy Sebastian.

"watch out man, you almost stepped on a night turd.'

Shirl: 'Did you know that everything has faeces on it?'
Prav: 'Really? man, must be all those night turders'

by black stump April 16, 2011

Turd Robber

So you're at a party, taking a huge dump. But this dump is probably six Katie Courics or higher!

Without flushing, you wash your hands and go downstairs to show your bros.

You just walk into the bathroom with your bros when suddenly - a TURD ROBBER.
He was sitting on the toilet, pretending he was the one who dropped your kids off at the pool. That bastard.

Kate Bosworth, Julia Roberts, Matt Damon, Turd Robber

by sircaleb11 April 17, 2011