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Tool

An arse who is so stupid that others can easily use him/her with other him/her even realizing it. Someone who says that Avril Lavigne is a tool.
People who hate Avril Lavigne or Good Charlotte are tools.
by xSisterxGrimmx April 13, 2009
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"its about to be war so everyone tool up". marlo stanfeild
by jayjonesy May 5, 2009
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Toolfest

A social gathering of tools, or posers resulting in awkward video chats.
Luke- Who are you vid chatting with?
Will- Devin and Jon
Luke- TOOLFEST 09!
by Gotty June 5, 2009
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a tool is a person generally named "oliver" or "hannah" or "james" or "sven" or "gareth"!!!!!! obtrusive, repulsive crappy bubble bursting stinky egoy people !!!!
person 1:"hey im oliver, dont you think im cool ? "
person 2"fuck off oliver you bursting my bubble you tool bag :P !"

person 1:(big sigh, blows stinky air on everyone !!! ) "O im too smooth and my ego is too big for that to hurt :P "
person 2: "fuck off you tool ! "
by julian culverhouse August 9, 2009
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Tool

One who is a slave to the system and a blatant pseudo intellectual. These people, usually males (as females are referred to as twats), can be spotted with great ease. Usually seen wearing Ed Hardy and Shutter Shades or wearing their giant sunglasses on their head at midnight. These people typically are into whatever everyone else is into or what MTV tells them is cool, but will still claim to be "different". They will also, almost always, drink nothing but Heineken and Jagerbombs.
Bro, are you serious with those sunglasses right now? It hasn't been light out for like 4 hours you fucking tool.
by Calvert Man August 26, 2009
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Mark Wagner is such a tool. He is the DEFINITION of tool.
by PunditPanda September 26, 2009
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toolarred

look at that fuck wit wearing the toolarred shirt
by jm0069 September 29, 2009
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