thomas

only wears polyester, never steps outside in cotton, patient 0 of the “clap”, extremely and overly popped, AND got 2 dreads with the wooie cut.

“hey what’s the new kids name again”
“i heard his name thomas”
“ aw man you already KNOW he only wears polyester, never steps outside in cotton, patient 0 of the “clap”, extremely and overly popped, AND got 2 dreads with the wooie cut.“
“but i heard he like tokyo ghoul so he a lil valid”

by William Rodgers March 11, 2025

Thomas

A kid who definitely eats his own poop and is really really weird

Stay away from Thomas

by ebola_21 April 1, 2020

Thomas Manganas

a silly little guy who could rip a palm tree in half with just the concept of his forearms

that guy goes to the gym so much, he’s such a Thomas Manganas
Thomas manganas is such a POOKIE bear

by InkSoup October 5, 2025

Thomas Godman

An anorexic creature who lives in the dark depths of the Minecraft Nether Realm. Extremely deadly, to summon a Godman, you must first use 3 bone blocks and 1 fish named Gary. He is the "gay"ton's worst enemy and is known for his lack of brains, and anorexic skinny penis.

I finally summoned that Thomas Godman boss! What a skinny cunt!

by The elites June 17, 2019

Thomas

Thomas significa pederasta pero sobre todo las chicas tienen que temer tiene poco pelo

Thomas no me violes

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Thomas

A guy that constantly comes to you asking for a gaming mouse

"dude wheres my gaming mouse?" says Thomas

by JinKim October 10, 2017

ollie Thomas

He is an animal that has a diet of monster energy and crusty bedroom pot noodles. he goes by many names including: mollie, dead dog, Pete, Dan Dan, fat Sahara, Sarah’s got a mole, retard, Lennie, mascara eyes, stolen bike, burned car, Eddie stobart. He is an individual struck by misfortune his car got set on fire and he just cried. His bike has been stolen more times than you have had hot dinners. He is very passive and can be identified by his can collecting fetish or the distinct smell of sour cream Pringles. He should never be trusted to drive as he once wrapped his car round a tree. In his spare time Ollie likes to play with his ‘girlfriends’ penis he is called Elise. Ollie likes to believe he is very cleaver that’s why he decided to smoke spice however Ollie is destined to work in an mot specialist garage.

Omg your cars on fire what a Ollie Thomas

by Mollie Thomas February 23, 2020