Ham Bangle

Another word for the arse muscle or Sphincter

Consuela was powerless to resist the thrill of the cash as she was a cheap whore who would do anything for money, so when a client bent her over, shagged her up the fudge tunnel, she gripped onto his pork sword with her ham bangle until he paid her well

by Sanddancer June 28, 2012

slapping the hams

When you and your girl are going at it and it creates a slapping sound

What were you guys doing back there? Slapping the hams?

by Burlin August 5, 2021

HAM

Ham: adjective
Definition: hold up Abbie’s mating?

Example: “did you hear about the Christian/Abbie arc? Yeah, HAM”

by Kaiser of Mars June 8, 2018

Ham

Home and masturbate

Dustin: Dude I went ham on my dick.

Alex: Dude why you had to beat it up that much?!
Dustin: No like ham as in I went home and masturbated!
Alex: ...you’re gay.

by ColJack June 14, 2019

Ham gobbler

A connoisseur of nice milky hams.

Kennedy better watch out for the ham gobbler

by Damsel Dentist October 28, 2019

ham and cheese curtain show

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

Ham

You’re cool if someone calls you ham

I smoke all the time, that’s ham 😎

by Itz_that April 26, 2019