Lamp post thursday

when you get a really good idea.

hey guys its lamp post thursday!

by mjryan06 February 8, 2010

Post Poop Clarity

When you have a bowel movement so gargantuan that it gives you a moment of clarity to reflect on your diet

“Bro what’s up with Jeff?”
“Oh nothing, he’s just going through post poop clarity.”

by Poop handler June 3, 2023

Post Nut Jitters

The moment when a man looks back at what he just nutted to and is so disgusted in himself it sends shocks down his back.

Bro yesterday I got the post nut jitters bad after nutting to shrek.

by BIGHAIRYLARY August 22, 2019

Post-Holiday Hangover

A feeling of depression or overall melancholy when the Holiday season has passed, having to go back to work and/or school is a major factor in Post-Holiday hangover symptoms.

John: "Hey, do you know where Phil's at?"

Susan: "Ah, he told me he was calling in sick today. post-holiday hangover got the best of him, I suppose."

by venom5517 January 3, 2011

Post nut shisha

After you have nutted in/on someone or from watching porn and you go to a shisha lounge for a smoke and relax. The feeling is the best.

John: Dude, yesterday I nutted in my date then got in the car and drove to have post nut shisha. That smoke was perfect.
Brian: I need to try that when I cum next, I love shisha

by ItsameaMari0 December 7, 2021

Post Chi Times

Post chi times refers to the era of existence taking place after the birth of Kymchi. All other moments of time preceding that are now known as “pre chi times” and are infamously known as the darkest times man kind has phased since the creation of orc females. Love live dat Kym dat Chi

1- Wow did you see Formalsan just global king anduin in SW?

2- I did it was insane. Post chi times for sure dude

by Sayaman January 17, 2023

post-masturbation realisation

That moment when right after you're done wanking and the load is blown you realise how the person you were thinking off when you were wanking doesn't attract you at all and is much less appealing than what you'd expected.

Alex was jerking off to one of his friends. After he came, he reached the post-masturbation realisation state as he didn't find that person appealing at all.

by kansas54 August 6, 2017