A term used to describe a individual who has either refused to do something, or has done something of lesser worth.
Example One:
Joe:"Hey come bungee jumping with the boys today."
Derek:"No, that sounds dangerous."
Joe:"Softer man!"
Example Two:
Derek:"Hey, I got Shirlena's name tatooed on my neck."
Joe:"She's not even your girlfriend!"
Derek:"Yeah, but I know she loves me."
Joe:"Softer man!"
Joe:"Hey come bungee jumping with the boys today."
Derek:"No, that sounds dangerous."
Joe:"Softer man!"
Example Two:
Derek:"Hey, I got Shirlena's name tatooed on my neck."
Joe:"She's not even your girlfriend!"
Derek:"Yeah, but I know she loves me."
Joe:"Softer man!"
by DEE TRAIN December 25, 2007
Get the Softer manmug. A place dedicated only to straight men in the after life where they must face each and every "Man Sin" they committed while alive and receive some sort of penance.
-Finish a whole keg during a keg stand in MAN HELL for every girly cosmo type drink bought at a bar for oneself. NOTE: drinking them at a party where it's free or to get laid is acceptable as long as in a red cup.
-Being a one man NFL team vs the 1985 Bears in MAN HELL because you have a bruise/cut and can't play tackle football with your friends.
-Fight against a champion pit bull in a dog fight ring dressed in a steak suit in MAN HELL because you bought a cute, little puppy..unacceptable!
You get the idea... so don't be a pussy!!!
-Being a one man NFL team vs the 1985 Bears in MAN HELL because you have a bruise/cut and can't play tackle football with your friends.
-Fight against a champion pit bull in a dog fight ring dressed in a steak suit in MAN HELL because you bought a cute, little puppy..unacceptable!
You get the idea... so don't be a pussy!!!
by AJ Simpson - Ol Dirty' May 27, 2010
Get the Man Hellmug. The man who's name begins with H. Usually called "H" but often replaced with his real name on formal occasions. Often used by H's friends and family.
by Meggles1 July 23, 2011
Get the H-manmug. 1. ‘Man-Poo’ is a medical condition affecting the stomach and intestines resulting in abdominal pain and diarrhoea, but strangely, confined only to the male of the population.
2. ‘Man-Poo’ is not just Gastroenteritis (Gastro) more typically seen in the female population. Diarrhoea, abdominal pain and intestinal cramps are so severe the sufferer often describes them as “the end of the world”.
3. With ‘Man-Poo’, normal Diarrhoea takes on the perceived threat level as that of a potential global pandemic.
4. ‘Man-Poo’ is similar to ‘Man-Flu’ in that the male version has an astronomically larger impact on the male than the more common female ‘gastro’ or ‘flu’ respectively.
5. ‘Man-Poo’ is off the Bristol Stool Scale for classifying human faeces (which ranges from Type 1 – ‘severe constipation’ to Type 7 - ‘Liquid Consistency’). Man-Poo needs to be rated as Type 1000 – ‘Explosive Spray Paint’.
2. ‘Man-Poo’ is not just Gastroenteritis (Gastro) more typically seen in the female population. Diarrhoea, abdominal pain and intestinal cramps are so severe the sufferer often describes them as “the end of the world”.
3. With ‘Man-Poo’, normal Diarrhoea takes on the perceived threat level as that of a potential global pandemic.
4. ‘Man-Poo’ is similar to ‘Man-Flu’ in that the male version has an astronomically larger impact on the male than the more common female ‘gastro’ or ‘flu’ respectively.
5. ‘Man-Poo’ is off the Bristol Stool Scale for classifying human faeces (which ranges from Type 1 – ‘severe constipation’ to Type 7 - ‘Liquid Consistency’). Man-Poo needs to be rated as Type 1000 – ‘Explosive Spray Paint’.
Female: “Who destroyed the toilet last night? Have you got ‘Gastro’?”
Male: “It was me! And no, I don’t have ‘gastro’ I have ‘Man-Poo’. I cannot cope with this. I feel so crap, oh the cramps and pain! You could not possibly know what pain I am going through.”
Male: “It was me! And no, I don’t have ‘gastro’ I have ‘Man-Poo’. I cannot cope with this. I feel so crap, oh the cramps and pain! You could not possibly know what pain I am going through.”
by U_Guru January 24, 2020
Get the Man-Poomug. The act of creating a hole inside of a cup of jello, then cumming inside the hole filling it in FULLY. You must then freeze it overnight and feed it to your friend/ and or spouse. If you're really into that kinda stuff though you can eat it(not recommended)
Friend: Hey are you sure you made this jello right? It's tastes salty.
You: Yes, I gave you The Jello Man.
You: Yes, I gave you The Jello Man.
by Vitality_ February 2, 2017
Get the The Jello Manmug. by Dannymc December 24, 2007
Get the Man Meringuemug. A contest of virility between two men, as demonstrated in Cyborg (1989), in which both men tear off their shirts and exchange screams of rage until one can no longer handle the other’s machismo.
by sdn December 28, 2007
Get the man-offmug.