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Jeff the land shark

Satans number 1 soldier (unless he’s on my team)
FUCK THEY HAVE A Jeff the land shark
by Toji? December 12, 2024
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la-L.A. land

A heady "unicorns and rainbows" state of mind regarding Hollywood's famous neighboring city.
With a dozen major-league teams in da "Eternal Spring" megalopolis, it's easy to drift into la-L.A. land if you're either a huge sports fan or are into athlete-type trading-cards.
by QuacksO December 23, 2024
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Land Mime

Accidentally stepping on a sleeping mime and dealing with the explosive verbal reactions before the mime realizes they need to start being silent again.
"I stepped on a Land Mime the other day and they yelled "What the Fuck???" then went silent and climbed out of an invisible window"
by clickeye3 October 18, 2019
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land

Verb - To obtain something that is desirable --- desirable from the perspective of the person speaking.
I'm hoping to land a new job.
He landed a sweet gig.
by spike_spiegel October 24, 2019
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boyfriend land

This is were someone (a girl) can’t do anything with her boyfriend, the girl will always mention her boyfriend no matter what, she can never make time for her friends cause it seems that her boyfriend is more important. It is usually the girls who are new to dating but anyone can go through it
Girl1- hey guys I can’t go to the mall my boyfriend is going to a party

Girl2- but isn’t it full of boys, in hints for all boys

Girl1-yeah but it’s my boyfriend I’ll be fine

Girl1 walks away

Girl3- jeez she’s in boyfriend land

Girl2- that’s correct
by Potaotowolf November 2, 2019
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Land the plane

When a tweaker’s been up for days — eyes wide, jaw clenching, talking circles, trippin’ on static — and it’s time to shut it all down and finally get some sleep before they fully blast off into psychosis.
Dude’s been rearranging the same five screws for eight hourssomeone tell him to land the plane.”
by Sha-zeus July 18, 2025
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Scottish Landing

The act of taking a dump in a public or inconvenient place, particularly the middle of a street, as if claiming the land in the name of chaos and digestive urgency
“Bro, I had Taco Bell and no time. I had to make a Scottish Landing behind a parked Prius.”
by Tarantula23 July 28, 2025
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