Another way to say, “Whisky Dick,” an inability to perform in the bedroom, or alleyway, or stairwell, or……..after one glug over the line.
Janet: “What’s the matter, Hunny, cantcha gititup and stick it in are you GAY or sumthin?”
Hunny: “BLEECCHGGGHH BIIIISHH I GOTSA BOOZY DONG BLUECGHHGGHHH!!!??!!”
Hunny: “BLEECCHGGGHH BIIIISHH I GOTSA BOOZY DONG BLUECGHHGGHHH!!!??!!”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 6, 2025
Get the Boozy Dongmug. Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is the hawtest boy you will ever meet. He will make u laugh when u don’t even want to smile, he always knows the right thing to say. And oh man he makes you cumdumpster like CRA cra
by Urmun October 25, 2018
Get the Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dongmug. A dong bruise is the bruises that appear on a girls legs after a hard night out in town, they never remember where they have come from but are actually caused by male dancers in close proximity by their flailing male appendages
"Oh my god look at these bruises on my thighs Kathy! I have no idea how I got these, boy was I boozed last night"
"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"
"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"
by Maximus B*tches February 25, 2010
Get the Dong Bruisemug. by Kmccar91 January 14, 2017
Get the ding dong dustermug. 
When the dildo you’re using anally becomes stuck inside your rectum and you have take a forceful poop to try to retrieve it.
by Skraps55 March 27, 2022
Get the Dong Shitmug. Principled, efficacious person who keeps his hair short to one side with high standards of ethics. He strives to put his best in whatever he does and loves using his ipad to study. He wears socks and shorts of different colours to express his male dominance. He gets girls everywhere he goes. A man of high standards and treats his multiple women with high regard.
by cheebaikia November 22, 2021
Get the Dong Yimug.