Fecal Blues

When you or someone is feeling off because you/they have to poop.

Tanner has the Fecal Blues today...

by JakeStar69 April 9, 2019

Blue Burrito

Rolling a woman up in a blanket like a burrito and hitting it from behind whilst water boarding her with the blue toilet water.

And there I was giving that bitch the Blue Burrito like a real Ford man.

by Cakalacky October 2, 2018

Blue Mags

Noun; The unsatisfied and disappointed feeling that arises when a trip to the shooting range ends abruptly due to unforseen circumstances before a single shot is fired. Similar to Blue Balls, but involving guns, not ejaculation.

"My buddy and I loaded up about 1000 rounds of ammo last night, and when we got to the range today, it was closed due to vandalism. Now we have a serious case of blue mags..."

by Thisguy41487 May 28, 2014

Bradenton blue

A tasty drink invented by Steven Warren. Made with 2 parts Bacardi rum, 2 parts Malibu coconut rum, 2 parts peach schnapps, 2 parts blue curaco, 4 parts sour mix. Mix with ice and enjoy until the police arrive

“Man, it’s hot as Africa..I could swim in a pitcher of Bradenton Blue.”

by Lickerguy January 28, 2018

blue rooster

Morning wood after a failed night with no sex!

She teased me all night at the bar I took her home and she left me frustrated! Woke up this morning with a hell of a Blue Rooster!

by Thunder Head! September 26, 2019

Blue socks

Socks people wear in psych wards that are emergency patients with serious problems.

It’s a bar from broken angel hospital by Sematary.

“Fuck a psych ward, I don't want no blue socks”

Man you’re crazy you deserve some blue socks. Don’t be like a jack ass or you’ll get run over.

by The messageman October 29, 2022

Blue Sand

Amphetamine/dextroamphetamine, aka Adderall crushed. Adderall may come in a variety of other colors though as well such as orange, and white depending on dosage and the distributor.

“Snorting blue sand with my cosmic ensemble”

by slamdunkasaur November 5, 2022