Orcutt academy

The high school to prevent lil fucks to ever peek, yt kids that play yu gi oh and swear rolly backpacks are cool go there and fried ass foos attend that school. Foos are pilgrims there and the only kid to ever peek there is the legend TIM WILKINS! Only a small percent come out with swag. Rumor has it that Jim Is Still trapping
You went to orcutt academy? You must be a virgin.
by Mike cocslon February 17, 2022
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Peoria Academy

Peoria Academy is an independent, secular, non-profit, private school located in Peoria, Illinois. It is seen as rich (tuition in total equals about $10,000, the most in the Central Illinois Area), elitist, and somewhat snobby (which all of these are partly true), but parents, students, and administrators believe that it is a perfect dreamland where society ceases to have problems. PA also has amazing test scores: the average Peoria Academy student tests about 2 to 3 grades above the public school average. This can be seen as being taught to students, but also may be because of the higher standard that students are put under: most students have parent(s) that are doctors, physchologists, lawyers, or dentists. This school is for the richest people that Peoria has to offer.
Person 1: Hey. Where's that kid over there go?
Person 2: Oh. Him? He goes to Peoria Academy.

Person 1: Oh yeahh! Let me guess. his dad works at Caterpillar or his mother's a doctor.

PA Student: eew! Why are those public school scum conversing about me?
by 12121212131 October 13, 2014
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ursuline academy of dallas

a lovely school in dallas texas, filled with only the best and brightest girls. They are incredibly talented, versatile and dynamic young women, who will undeniably change the world. hockaday girls wish that they could attend such an outstanding academy.

the new building has enriched the campus in an exemplary way. we bag guys from all over the metroplex, including jesuit, st marks, HP, greenhill, and cistercian.
mother: where do you want to go to high school?
daughter: i don’t want to be a hockahoe, so i’d love to go to ursuline academy of dallas. grizzle, grizzle.
by loverofbears October 05, 2022
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upper mississippi academy

A public charter school in st paul MN, very hands on learning
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by hugmepls February 13, 2018
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A public magnet high school in Austin, Texas. Commonly abbreviated to "LASA" or "LASA HS" although the latter doesn't really make sense since "Academy High School" is redundant. Used to share a building with LBJ but moved to the former Eastside/Johnston campus to relieve overcrowding.

Historically the school is one of the best academically, consistently ranked top 50 in the US. Prospective students must submit an entrance application to demonstrate their prowess. The school boasts high test scores and near perfect rates of graduation and acceptance to colleges. However, there is concern that admin is letting in too many retards after the move to the new building and that the school will become less "elite".

The atmosphere is quite sleepy and studious for the most part; no fights or bomb threats unlike every other school in Austin ISD. However, depression is commonplace and sleep deprivation is a flex. It's rare to go a day without hearing "kill myself" multiple times.

There is a high percentage of zesty people and other degenerates. The classes are filled with Asians and Indians who carry everyone else. Luckily, the Blacks at this school are chill (all 4 of them). Ironically it is one of the most diverse high schools in the district since many of them are 80%+ Mexican.

But despite being a respectably sized 5A school and having such a prestigious (so far) reputation, no one outside of AISD actually knows about it. It is unknown why LASA is so mysterious in the public eye.
LASA Kid #1: "Yo how do you use the Banach-Alaoglu Theorem for the function that satisfies the Riesz Representation Theorem over the Compact Hausdorff Space for question #1?"
LASA Kid #2: "Skibidi Balls"
LASA Kid #1: "Aww, thank you so much for the help pookie bear! Pull up to my house tonight; let's finish our homework and have gay sex!!!"
LASA Kid #2: "Sorry, but I have 29 different extracurricular activities to attend. I need to be constantly busy, depressed, and sleep deprived so I can sell my soul to Harvard."
LASA Kid #1: "Awesome! I'm gonna kill myself at exactly 8:42 PM tonight by ingesting 750 milligrams of potassium cyanide, chemical formula KCN."
LASA Kid #2: "What a totally average and normal conversation here at the Liberal Arts and Science Academy."

Vikramaditya Kusika Dattachaudhuri: "I go to the Liberal Arts and Science Academy."
Jack Smith (Westlake student): "Never heard of it, where's that?"
Vikramaditya: "In Austin ISD"
Jack: "Is it a private school?"
Vikramaditya: "Erm... acktually☝️🤓, LASA's a public school. It's also the best one in the Austin area, according to USNEWS and Niche."

Kevin Ling: "I go the Liberal Arts and Science Academy"
TreVontarious D'arquise Quantell VII (LBJ student): "I'll beat yo ass nerd"
by LuckFasa October 03, 2024
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Stratford Academy

A shit school, full of shit people mostly asian they pretend they are diverse. Tons of discord boys. Lots of white males in charge. You only read white male authors, the academics are complete bull. Also daily harassment from your classmates in front of all your teachers who sit by and do nothing eh youll learn to cope. Also like uniforms they dont make pants in womens sizes get used to it. PS that girls coding club on the website not a real thing.
ME: I went to Stratford Academy
Kid at your high school: Oh shit ok so your for real fucked up
ME: nice meeting
by A kid who went to stratford JJ October 31, 2021
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Doon Academy of Defence

Best MNS coaching institute in India. Also leading in NDA, X&Y & CDS coaching. It's been always aspirants final choice.
Doon Academy of Defence is the best coaching in India.
by teafortushar November 25, 2021
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