Crack Consumerism

An addictive cultural state of mind and action that some humans fall prey to by way of media marketing, and in particular, social media influencers inundating them with messages to buy consumer goods and services, often preceded by a high before and after the purchase, and often followed by a feeling of emptiness until the next fix.

Unaware, Fred and Wilma became soul-less and addicted to the risks of crack consumerism by social media influencers suggesting to them to buy things they either did not need, nor could afford.

by Psychotrumpic March 13, 2021

Crack and Cheese

when you make Mac and Cheese but sprinkle it with cocaine.

Just made some crack and cheese mmm yummy

by poopman167 May 2, 2021

crack vac

when a person sucks up the crack rocks with their pipe like a vacuum.

“i’m busting out the crack vac to get those crumbs, yo!!”

by Annoeljames313 May 15, 2021

Relax the crack

To relax your butt

Bro relax the crack.

by Matt Vicious July 18, 2023

Crack Dumpling

A starchy doughy snack wrapped around a filling but instead of anything normal inside like meat or whatever it's just actual crack cocaine.

larry: hey bob, did you remember to bring those special Crack Dumplings for my mother's wedding?
bob: yeah
larry: good :)

by VervetMonkey August 16, 2023

Crack Scratch

When you have an itchy ass cause you didn't wipe well in the first place. Your whole day changes cause you can't walk properly. So you need to learn to wipe better.

Man, this crack scratch is really ruining my shopping experience can we stop at the bathroom a quick second to let me clean myself.

by Itchytaint December 3, 2021

Crack Monkey

What you call someone that does crack and runs around scaring people

The guy at the beach acted like a crack monkey

by funguy2568 July 24, 2022