bag of wind

bag of wind someone who talks too much is a braggart and nothing useful comes out of their mouth

dude rumor has it your girlfriend wants me more ha ha ha ha

man just shutup you useless bag of wind my girlfriend dont want your sorry ass

dude its true

man youre just a useless bag of wind who dont know jack crap and likes to hear yourself brag

wow dude you really think that about me

yes man i think of you as a useless bag of wind

ok dude you made it clear to me now wow

by littlejimmie April 7, 2019

clown bag

A person who overcompensates in a professional environment.

That art director is a clown bag.

by Bats Skytower January 22, 2009

bag a moose

to obtain trim on a date, to get laid

Hey bro, are you going out with her again? Let's hope tonight's the night you bag a moose.

by Jason J. D. August 24, 2006

bag paw

The hand used to masturbate, the act of which is referred to as "exercising the bag paw."

Mate 1: Yo, how many times you exercise the bag paw last night?
Mate 2: At least 4, I am a waste of a human being.

by jstern22 June 21, 2011

Slapping the Bag

Cugging wine from a bag from a Franzia box

Kelly: Patrice come slap the bag

Patrice: Kelly tf that mean
Kelly: Put the nozzle of the bag in ya mouth and chug hoe , slapping the bag!

Patrice: Bet

by hnnnaha June 5, 2018

bag of love

A used condom

My roommate and his girlfriend left a bag of love on the coffee table.

by SirFingol April 14, 2014

three bag

process of a slow moving vehicle or person getting passed simultaneously on both sides; humiliating public derivative of the tea bag

most often occurs on large highways and in malls

Whoa did you just see that Buick in the middle lane get three bagged?

by fischer April 17, 2008