Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Julie-Andrews!"
LOTH "fancy a shag BTW?"
Builder "No, I'm a lesbian"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Julie-Andrews!"
LOTH "fancy a shag BTW?"
Builder "No, I'm a lesbian"
by crispindry July 19, 2009
by thehaboobcrew November 16, 2011
When a man finishes by blowing his load into the bellybutton of girl, he then quickly turns and tears massive ass, violently blowing the seamen from the navel into the woman's face: forcing her to endure a hot facial of seamen and ass juice.
Jimmy: How did it go with Betty last night?
Frank: Well I was about to cum when I realized I need to fart so bad, so I just decided to give Betty the Dutch Tea Kettle.
Jimmy: Nice, I always thought she needed a facial anyway.
Frank: Well I was about to cum when I realized I need to fart so bad, so I just decided to give Betty the Dutch Tea Kettle.
Jimmy: Nice, I always thought she needed a facial anyway.
by Jr. Jabronis May 05, 2010
This is the seldom seen or even dared mentioned circumstance in which two homosexual males partake in a rare ritual whereby one gentleman places the scrotum (or nutsack) of the second honorable gentleman in his mouth while the second gentleman defecates into a toilet bowl. When the act is completed roles are swapped and they are having themselves a mighty fine Blumkin Tea Party. (May take place with 2 or more guests).
The Puerto Rican janitor was subsequently arrested after inviting two male pupils to a Blumpkin Tea Party in the janitor's closet.
by GeneralG7 March 02, 2011
Raspberry tea is in fact extremely spoody, it posses the traits of a gay T-Rex mixed with a extremely pale white boy.
by Anthony’s Secret Admirer April 25, 2019
Honey in my tea is a classic prank that can be pulled on anybody.
The honey in my tea prank is good for people who are interested in novels, anime and manga, since they spend majority of their time reading and drinking tea. You pull this off by opening a packet of honey and dunking that shit into the cup. The recipient will not find this funny, and will probably tip their cup out into the sink because it tastes funny.
The honey in my tea prank is good for people who are interested in novels, anime and manga, since they spend majority of their time reading and drinking tea. You pull this off by opening a packet of honey and dunking that shit into the cup. The recipient will not find this funny, and will probably tip their cup out into the sink because it tastes funny.
Jack: "I will put this packet of honey in Finns tea"
John: "Okay."
-10 minutes later-
Finn: "WHO THE HELL, PUT HONEY IN MY TEA!?"
-Finn proceeds to punch a locker and run out the room crying-
John: "Okay."
-10 minutes later-
Finn: "WHO THE HELL, PUT HONEY IN MY TEA!?"
-Finn proceeds to punch a locker and run out the room crying-
by Chromebrass August 08, 2016
by Cii June 11, 2014