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Jimmy Taco 

A Jimmy Taco is the type of Taco you grew up having in America. Not a true south of the border taco, but now a staple of American-Mexican food.

The Jimmy Taco is always a hard shell taco with ground beef, lettuce, shredded cheese, tomato and sour cream and/or salsa. Variations can be made. The Jimmy taco will eschew traditional Mexican ingredients (crema, cotijia, cilantro) of the south of the border variety for ingredients you will find in any state of the USA (sour cream, cheddar or "Mexican blend" pre-graded cheese as examples)
The Street Tacos at Plancha are good, but the Jimmy Tacos remind me of my childhood in the 80s.

Not Taco Approved 

If you are reading this you are Not Taco Approved
You are added to the list. You will always be Not Taco Approved
Not Taco Approved by TacoLopez March 14, 2019

Aussie taco 

An Australian delicacy, consisting of a single folded slice of plain white bread, filled with a sausage (snag) and topped with a choice of onions, cheese, tomato sauce or mustard. Often consumed in the car park of a hardware shop.

Not to be confused with the Australia Taco.
Mate, wanna grab a feed for brekky?”
“Nah, already had a coupla Aussie tacos down at Bunnings while I was getting a new dunny for the outhouse”
Aussie taco by Jamarley July 18, 2019

Full Tacoma 

Am experience that can no longer be had in Tacoma, sure to the gentrification of nearly every rough area and relocation of most ne'er-do-wells to outlying cities like Lakewood Parkland, and Spanaway, none of which are actually Tacoma.
The full Tacoma would include a WALK through the Hilltop on a Friday night, when the cops used to be afraid to drive through, a run through the overpass jungle near the T-dome, and a visit to friends in Salishan, ending the evening in mellow West Tacoma (formerly known as North Tacoma (thanks, University Place (we still hate you))), most likely eating steak fries at Tower Inn & Lanes, or Denny's for the freaks. A walk across the old Narrows bridge was optional, but highly recommended.
R.I.P., T-Town, we miss you.
I tried to give my cousins the full Tacoma, but they got stuck in a crack house on the hill until daylight, when they ran out of money.
Full Tacoma by TacomaRulesNoRules December 20, 2019

Street taco 

A mexican hooker
Lets head to Tijuana and pick up some street tacos.
Street taco by Skinny dick December 23, 2019

Wet taco cheese pull

A tiny pale dick, approximately string cheese size, engaged in vaginal penetration and evacuation.
I hit her with the old wet taco cheese pull, sour cream and all.