turd burgler

That gay guy who works at Mc Donalds that wears the chit stained black and white striped suit.

Hurry and hide your fat purple puffy azz Grimmase here comes the turd burgler.

by Dish February 3, 2004

Turd out

To defecate, especially from a moving vehicle, watercraft, or air transport.

Take the wheel, I have to turd out!

by pukenet March 1, 2010

turd fluffer

a fluffer for turds; an absurd term for a person in general that is not meant to be taken literally.

Adam! Stop being such a turd fluffer!

by Lotte September 21, 2004

rusty turd

the same as sandstone shit

"that rusty turd was fuckin creepy with little flakes around it!"

by dude007 May 30, 2008

turd drowner

Toilet

I'll be back. I got to use the turd drowner.

by malikai13 March 24, 2010

Turd on a train

The proverbial elephant in the room.

"try not to mention the Turd on a train".

by Ivana_Tinkle August 6, 2011

Turd Transfer

The act of pooping directly into another person's asshole.

Oh man Ben T. met up with some haggard chick last night, She ended up giving him the Turd Transfer.

by Scatdude69 January 28, 2009