When you are confronted by a irate male and his only defense is to fight with his pants off. Penis out, hands flailing.
by Kurmithaflog May 14, 2022
A Vietnam Landing Strip is when a guy doesn't wipe his ass and has shit on him until it forms in a landing strip shape. In sexual terms, a girl would land her tongue on the strip and lick it until it's clean.
Dude, my girl asked if she could play with my Vietnam Landing Strip. Her tongue felt like warm jello
by Sophisticated Gentlemen February 12, 2023
by Pisstank98 October 28, 2021
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by Pisstank98 October 29, 2021
Lizard Land is on a whole new planet not even scientists or astronomers have discovered. It is on a planet called Lizard World populated by lizard aliens who can take form as a human
Abygail: where have you been?!
Brain: Lizard Land!
Abygail: it does not exist...
Brain: *shows this definition*
Abygail: *dies*
Brain: Lizard Land!
Abygail: it does not exist...
Brain: *shows this definition*
Abygail: *dies*
by AlienLizard4-91-y81-q98 March 25, 2018
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