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real time loling

the act of using your bodily movements from laughing to express laughter in a text or IM (slapping the H and A keys while laughing)
Sean: ahahhahhahhahhah
Jake: That was a shaky laugh bro
Sean: it was legit. I was real time loling
by Leberry January 21, 2011
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Immimarie(Real definition)

A person who is so fat that they can be seen from space.
by JoeBidensCat April 10, 2022
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Real Life Women

Something a lot of people do not undestand and are very scared of.

Contrary to what you may have learned from Anime or Porn. Women in real life does not have big breasts nor asses, and that is ok. They will not automatically aproach you with romantic nor sexual interest, and that is ok. Just undestand that like men, every single women has a diferent desire or taste for love. Of course, some things are more general like others, like been clean, correctly shaved or have a good bear,use of deodorant and cologne, and been well dressed.

Like you, women have physical and psychological limits. Maybe someones can deepthroat and others not (and that is ok), maybe someones are grossed by a particular position and other loved it.

And of course, they all have a variety of body forms: Some are big, some are small, some are flat and some are fat. (And that is ok)

One last important thing: DO NOT think about women like porn-tags: If some girl is more active and tomboys that others, them she is like that and period. If a girl is very big and strong like a amazon, them she is like that and period. And of course, like every single other healthy human been, they love to be loved.
"To Court a Real Life Women"
~By Fgyjt

"Gently grab and carry her (or let her grab you if she is bigger and stronger that you) and carry her to a soft surface, preferable a bed"
"Carefully lay her down on the surface and get on top of her without pressing any of her muscles"
"Hugs and kisses"
"Foreplay is king"
"Communication"
"Use protection"
"After sex, always cuddles."
by Fgyjt June 5, 2023
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The spoon isn't real

A sentence referring to the movie "The Matrix" in which 99% of the population unknowingly lives in a simulation. In the simulation, certain people learned that that world isn't real and so, if they believe hard enough can bend it to their will. An example of this in the movie is a child saying "The spoon isn't real" whilst bending a spoon with her mind without touching it. This phrase is sometimes used when doing something hard and thinking that if you believe hard enough, you can make it.
Jason had to hit a bowling pin with a football 20 meters away. He kept saying to himself "The spoon isn't real, the spoon isn't real" hoping it would help him hit the bowling pin.
by Baguette_In_Your_Anus December 23, 2016
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Real Life Goofy

Term used often in Chicago for some one who is exposed for not being as hard or as cool as they made them selves seem to be.
This man is always on Twitter saying he's bout that life, then when you see him in person he's a real life goofy
by Bruce Bayne February 12, 2015
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what a real turn on

used to describe something or someone that "turns you on" aka makes you horney af , thas can be many different things for different people.

ps. if furrys turn u on I hate you
wow look at her what a real turn on
by your real bf November 3, 2020
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on my real shit

An explanation/excuse used when you do something with no logical reasoning behind it or an explanation used to get yourself out of a difficult/awkward conversation.
Ex. 1

"Why are you barking at a tree."

"Shut up, i'm on my real shit."

Ex. 2
"Bro why did you not flush after using the toilet."
"Idk bro, I was on my real shit."
by yungriceman January 24, 2021
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