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e-douche

A person on a web forum who acts like a douchebag.
Socket a/k/a Rockstar a/k/a Coke in a Can a/k/a Joe is an e-douche.
by VoodooPhantom December 20, 2008
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Douche Nozzle

A baseball cap with a straight brim, usually adorned with price tags or removable stickers. Often worn by skinny Caucasian males in the hopes they will be mistaken for African American males.
Biebs was sporting a douche nozzle when they arrested him.
by DoktorWhoTwo January 29, 2014
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Douche Ensemble

A species of overly-dramatic individuals who put average douches to shame. They travel in packs, because they can't be separated for long, or else their genitals will explode from pent-up urges that they let out upon one another. They only qualify as an "ensemble" since, despite copious amounts of backstabbing and selling their souls to the arts, they have no natural talent. They are very fortunate that their dedication got them into an ensemble (even if it was self-created) at all.

They choose new mates every other week, picking said mates by determining who is wearing the most cheap body spray, and who can kiss the most asses in a single day.
"Man, look at the douche ensemble... Are those two glued together at the dick?"
"Naw, they don't have enough there to put glue on."
by Smexy Strawberry July 28, 2014
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Douche accessories

Usually an item worn, carried, or used by a douche. Ming these items are:
-popped polo shirt collars
-backwards hats* (usually with stickers still on them)
-Nike elite backpacks
-Nike socks and sandals
-usually some sort of bracelet or a puka shell necklace
Combine these along with cargo shorts, and you have created a "TurboDouche". TurboDouche will not only make YOU leave your girlfriend, he will also fuck her on your bed.

*hats must be spun 180 degrees in order to become douchey. Anything more or less is most likely a joke, or the person is a hip DJ.
Dan: "Holy shit, Rob. Is Steven wearing a polo with his collar popped?"
Rob: "yeah, along with those godawful Nike knee socks and a puka shell necklace. Give him a few weeks, and he'll spend his beer money on more of those douche accessories. After that, he'll become a TurboDouche."
Dan: "I'll have to fuck my girlfriend while I can!"
by andrew hoogelfloogel October 22, 2014
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Douche Bitch

A person who is acting like both a douche bag and a bitch at the same time; a stupid asshole.
Did John just call Cathy a Douche Bitch?
by Scooter loves Mule December 17, 2014
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Toon Douche

Someone who conisistently makes fun of you and your Toontown lifestyle. They are inconsiderate of your feelings towards Toontown and could not care less. Often times, they are a close friend who does not understand the benefits of Toontown, cogs, gags, etc.
Lindsay is SUCH a toon douche, she always makes fun of me for playing toontown!
by jm6969 July 28, 2012
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douche berg

Someone whom upon your first impression is generally positive, but over time, gets worse the more you get to know them. Like, an iceberg, most of their douchiness is concealed, but becomes more and more apparent the more you see them.
"Mike seemed like a really cool guy when we met, but the constant bitching and moaning is really annoying. I just don't think I can see him anymore after he shat on my living room rug."
"What a douche berg."
by whaWHApopPOP January 2, 2012
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