A person that is a total ass all day, everyday. Has no consideration of anyone but him/herself. Can be seen douching around night clubs, spitting their nasty chewed gum onto the sidewalk outside of a nursing home, or dropping rusty nails into the sand of a local beach.
Orginally said by Ian Hecox, part of "Smosh".
Sy.
Asshole, douchebag, asswipe, dickhead, highschool football player
Ant.
Kind, decent, considerate, caring, Chuck Norris
Releated Words:
Douchebag, asshole, dickhead hipster bitch assface
Orginally said by Ian Hecox, part of "Smosh".
Sy.
Asshole, douchebag, asswipe, dickhead, highschool football player
Ant.
Kind, decent, considerate, caring, Chuck Norris
Releated Words:
Douchebag, asshole, dickhead hipster bitch assface
Person 1. "Did you see that ass with his bare feet on the table at Starbucks?"
Person 2. "Yeah. What a douche puncher."
Person 2. "Yeah. What a douche puncher."
by The Kat. March 01, 2011
A pile of douch. So much douch that it has accumulated into layers upon layers of douchness. So much douch that a pile has started to build.
by canadianguy May 07, 2008
by jazzmang September 28, 2006
An adjective which is used to describe something that is cruel, or done by a douche bag. Or, the act of being a douchebag. Most of the time, douchebaggery is associated with the people who steal your baby mama/daddy.
by I8mypen April 20, 2009
People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..
The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.
The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.
Dave: Hey whats up?
Dave: Want to go out tonight I was
Dave: talking to Amy
Dave: And she and her girls are going to
Dave: go to Maxwells tonight
Steve: What the fuck's up the douche texting
Dave: Want to go out tonight I was
Dave: talking to Amy
Dave: And she and her girls are going to
Dave: go to Maxwells tonight
Steve: What the fuck's up the douche texting
by fuckwhatever March 24, 2010
An action done whilst operating a motor vehicle. On a Douche Cruise (noun), an individual or group(s) may have their windows rolled down while playing douchy music through their stereo on high volume - with full intent to attract attention to themselves. The Douche Cruise is usually performed in high-population areas in close proximity to other bystanders/pedestrians. The Douche Cruise is primarily done in vehicles thought to be “cool” or with significant modifications.
“Hey dude, let’s take your new whip on a Douche Cruise and pick up chicks!”
“Look at that guy on a Douche Cruise, his exhaust is sick!”
“Look at that guy on a Douche Cruise, his exhaust is sick!”
by 4OH3 June 28, 2018
Person 1: Man, that guy is such a douche loaf.
Person 2: Yeah, he's more than just a slice of douche.
Person 2: Yeah, he's more than just a slice of douche.
by DrOctagonapus February 05, 2010