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smashed the pasty

a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.

Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.

Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)
"I've just smashed the pasty on her face"
by _linzi December 15, 2011
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side-burn smash

Joking around - a burn on the side with a smash,

usually said after something that is really serious but not true... a better kick for the side-burn smasher
"I you boyfriend just call me... yah- he said he was gonna break up with u soon...(watch the tears...and then...)SIDE-BURN SMASH!"
by Sammibuka June 28, 2004
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Smash bros brawl

The worst game in the super smash bros franchise for having shit mechanics like tripping, too floaty, and slow gameplay. It does have the best theme tho. Btw if you played mega knight you can suck My ass
“Wow smash bros brawl is really full of shit mechanics isn’t it”
by My ass October 3, 2020
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fantastic smash

Person 1: Hey, I found your G6 keys you were looking for.

Person 2: FANTASTIC SMASH!
by doughnut1986 November 19, 2010
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smash repairs

The Australian version of "body shop"; the place you go to get your car fixed after a crash.

Australia has a high density of these "smash repairs," comparable to the US and Europe, despite the auto industry being dead as shit. This is because it compensates by having a surplus of hoons, drunk drivers and wannabe supercar racers who need someone to unfuck their second-hand Holden Commodore after they tried to tag-team every Give Way sign in the suburb with it.

Smash repairs are staffed by panelbeaters, one of the many breeds of tradie. The hoons that aren't also dole bludgers will then continue the cycle by seeking work there, as it's not as boring as being a brickie, but not as scary as being a sparkie or boilermaker.
"I'll be a bit late home, Shaz; I'm dropping Baz off at the smash repairs so he can pick up his V8."
by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025
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Smash

To stick you pipe into someone repeatedly multiple times a week tens of weeks a year hundreds of years a millennium all the time everytime.the person must also have multiple erections that break through the fibers of your pants and hit someone in the face and give them a concussion. It can also be used to describe someone as someone you'd have sex with all the time everytime no hesitation.
School Child: "hi principal"
Principal: "hi child I rlly wanna smash you liek rn"
School Child: "oh"

*principal pulls down his pants... *
by DBE_Orngy April 20, 2023
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