slammer nazi 

'slang-grammar nazi' - A person who always corrects people on their usage of slang, colloquial, memes, etc.

*person looks at a box of donuts* - "dat donuts!"
slammer nazi - "no man, it's Dem Donuts"

"I like 50-cent"
slammer nazi - "no man, it's fiddy cent"

slammer nazi by brownjesus91 June 11, 2014

Throat slammer 

the act of choking yourself while masturbating profusely

"That guy did a hardcore throat slammer last night"

"Yeah, he almost ran out of breath"

Throat slammer by Throat slammer December 25, 2009

Thigh Slammer 

When one is the fourth person in the back seat of either a 2/3 seater car. The thigh slammer is the action of the fourth person not being able to fully close the door due to their thighs stopping the motion of the door. Resulting in a thigh slammer.

"Hey man, we're well not gonna be able to fit in that cruiser"
"Don't worry man 4 can fit in the back easy"
*THIGH SLAM*
"Aww man I got a thigh slammer, i'll walk!"

Thigh Slammer by Creb salad May 2, 2010

Pencil Slammer 

After completing any sort of written test, specifically a standardized test when many others are in the room, this person will slam their pencil down upon completion of the test to let everyone else know that they have finished.

A pencil slammer does not care how much time is left to take the test or how many others are still testing; they must make sure the entire room knows that they have finished.
The intention of a pencil slammer is to try and feel smarter than everyone else in the room regardless of personal intellect. They are usually either the smartest little suck up in the class or the fuck-up in the back of the class who has failed 3 times.

Quinn, don’t be a pencil slammer. We all know your incompetent little brain could barely even fathom the difficulty of that psychology test, and even though you finished early you probably still failed anyway.

I was taking my time on the SAT and only had a few questions left when the prissy little bitch next to me didn't even finish the last word before slamming it down. Fuck you, pencil slammer!

Pencil Slammer by ayeeeee..... November 7, 2010

Street slammer 

A fine mixed beverage created by drinking half a 40 (Steel Reserve works best) and then pouring a Sparks or Joose into the bottle (along with the remaining flat beer).

Jim: I've got four dollars and I want to get loaded.
John: Skip the 4 Loko, go for a street slammer!

Street slammer by crispy cat November 17, 2010

UD Slammed 

When the fuck stick editors repeatedly deny your definitions you've been UD Slammed.

I tried a hundred times to put Bruce Hooper in the UD, but I keep getting denied. I've been UD Slammed.

UD Slammed by Limon_Jello September 26, 2013

motorola slammer 

When a motorola employee has sex with his girlfriend till it megahertz

I want to motorola slammer my beautiful girlfriend Jennifer till it megahertz!!!!

motorola slammer by berkshire iceholes March 16, 2015