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Get Up Sausage

A phrase which can replace any other phrase, whether its a bad or good situation, or even happy or sad situation. No matter what the situation you can always lighten the mood with the phrase.
Sad Situation
Person 1 - Your Dogs Dead!
Person 2 - Get up Sausage!!

Good Situation
Person 1 - Heres Your Drink
Person 2 - Get up Sausage!!
by Timmy007 May 12, 2006
mugGet the Get Up Sausagemug.

alabama sausage trough

that gal got one huge alabama sausage trough
by deesil13 January 20, 2008
mugGet the alabama sausage troughmug.

Afghani Blood Sausage

When you screw a girl on her rag, and then she proceeds to give you head afterwards
I thought I was going to puke, when my girl and I performed the Afghani Blood Sausage.
by bigtm09 February 13, 2010
mugGet the Afghani Blood Sausagemug.

Pounding my sausage

by sausagepounder. May 23, 2011
mugGet the Pounding my sausagemug.

Pensacola Sausage Slammer

When a man decides to go to the local walmart and buy several feet of conecuh sausage. He then proceeds to insert it all into his asshole at the same time to Smashmouth's Diggin Your Scene. This gives the song a whole new meaning as the man will literally be digging sausage out of his butt for up to three weeks afterwards. This causes a scene for himself and his relatives/family/bitches and will probably put him in the hospital.
Last week Joe decided to try one of the popular local customs of Pensacola and tried the Pensacola Sausage Slammer. Unsuprisingly he ended up shitting ground beef with varoius spices for a week afterwards.
by Pensacola4lyfe March 11, 2011
mugGet the Pensacola Sausage Slammermug.

pizza with extra sausage

i want ur pizza with extra sausage
by Sauzaa March 15, 2022
mugGet the pizza with extra sausagemug.

vacuum wrapped sausage

To have one's erect penis deflate and fall limp while attempting to put on a condom before sexual intercourse. This phenomena can sometimes be attibuted to the de-sensitizing feeling of wearing a condom. Sometimes, a sound similar to a deflating balloon can be heard, but this noise is actually from the flow of air into the the condom's vacuum left by the shrinking penis.
Dude that poor guy was about to lose his virginity to Shrudi but when he tried to put on a condom his penis went flaccid and became a vacuum wrapped sausage.
by soggy banana December 10, 2011
mugGet the vacuum wrapped sausagemug.

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