Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst

When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot

I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself

by potatoes fagit February 19, 2017

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S(he) wept be(f)ore before it even st(arted)

A variation of the S(he) be(lieved) meme with a bit more toot

‘S(he) wept be(f)ore before it even st(arted)‘

‘He farted’

by Goatdire May 3, 2022

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St Maurice

One of the shitty parts of Plympton, along with Hemerdon Heights. Where the not posh people who are trying to be posh end up. Overrun with a mix of chavs and emos who, wierdly, seem to get along.

Person 1: Mate I'm rich, I'm moving to Plympton.

Person 2: St Maurice, you twat. that doesnt count.

by PotatoClock October 6, 2009

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When a Whole Foods Market team member spends no less than 20min. of their shift taking a dump on company time.

Originated at the Lamar St. location in Austin, Tx when taking an extra long time in the bathroom trying to take a dump on the clock became such a normal occurance that it coined a phrase.

A: Where the hell the Groc team leader?! He's been goon for like an hour.
B: He's over in the produce bathroom settin' off a Lamar St. Time Bomb.
A: Again?

by Organikz October 10, 2009

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St. Patrick's day troll

A person who wears green on st patrick's day but conceals the green so that when they get pinched they reveal the green so that they can pinch someone back twice.

Doug: *pinches chris*, ha! your not wearing green!
Chris: *undoes sweater* here's two pinches! LoL u Mad?
Doug: Ah I didn't know you were a st. patrick's day troll!

by tutyakbi April 3, 2011

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