San fransisco slot machine

when a man cuts his perineum longways to resemble a vagina for the purpose of sexual intercourse, mainly with a MAN!

"then he punched me to the floor, took my trousers off, splayed my legs forcefully and took out a knife and gave me a san fransisco slot machine ill never forget"

by Tim2345 October 3, 2006

San Francisco Sleigh Ride

There are several steps to completing a successful sleigh ride:
1. Do the person from behind
2. Cum on their back, being sure to smear it around a bit.
3. Take a shit on their back, right at the top.
4. Tap them on the shoulder so they become upright.
5. Watch your Nutty Cosby slide all the way down on your freshly delivered powder.

Karen and I were feeling a little squirrely last night, so I gave her a sweet San Francisco Sleigh Ride, then made her clean it up afterward.

by Cocktaur The Terrible April 25, 2009

San Francisco Swim Meet

When someone skeets so much into a pool another person swims in it

The summer was so hot that Bob had to go to the San Francisco Swim Meet

by Peter File 69 January 20, 2008

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

best. game. ever.
best. game. ever.

the guy doing this definition is so right!

by XIII is cool February 15, 2005

Go Fuck Yourself, San Diego

Some days, some chicks just like to fuck with your teleprompter.

V.C.: I'm Veronica Corningstone

R.B.: And I'm Ron Burgundy-- go fuck yourself, San Diego.

by TheRandomPorker_ding November 6, 2011

grand theft auto san andreas

The Game that these two guys planned on getting before it came out that I am playing right now. The game that along with 8 mile got every white kid in this town saying "wadup doe". It's packed with all kinds of awesome mini games and possibilities for advancement to different levels of leadership and ownership. Straight gangsta.

After playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, life just doesn't seem all that dangerous.

by thejuiceclub August 2, 2006

san diego shit bomb

while having anal sex with your girlfriend or wife or even a male friend depending on how you are, simply after a good long screwing of the butthole I'm talking about 20 minutes a least pull out and her/ his butthole will be about 2 inchees in diameter, take a air compressor and strap a dildo on to it for her/ his saftey. Make sure the psi guage is at about 200 psi and let her rip, in doing so shit should come EXPLODING out.

advice if you are a proffesional in doing this stunt make her eat spicy Indian food for a week straight and it will be one crazy mess. !warning! my advice is to wear goggles at all times beacuse my friend has ben permanetly blinded in his left eye

Broseph i did a san diego shit bomb with my boyfriend yeaterday a theres poop all over the walls.

by sausage queen October 3, 2008