the russian cock exchange

When two Russian Men go to the middle of Moscow in broad daylight in the middle of the road cut there dicks off with a machete and hand it to each other, they then begin to fight and whoever can put the other ones dicks in there mouth first wins.

Vladimir: Sergei would you like to be apart of the Russian Cock Exchange?
Sergei: Vladimir, I thought you’d never ask.

by Thatplayer58 January 25, 2021

Russian Belt Buckle

When a guy tucks his boner into his waistband in an effort to conceal it.

Brian had a huge boner so he had to give himself a Russian belt buckle.

by Stupidstupidman May 28, 2018

Russian monkey fucking

The act of speaking like a Russian monkey, usually used in sexual role play and kidnappings

Boy 1- Hey, my girlfriend just agreed to Russian monkey fucking tonight!

Boy 2- lol my mom and I do Russian monkey fucking every night, you absolute fool!

Boy 1- Got damn

by Cockfuckbitchhoeasscuck April 29, 2021

Russian Infusion Maneuver

The act of inserting a bottle of Smirnoff Vodka into another's rectum, and then popping the cap by clenching the butt-cheeks.

Vladimir: How goes your weekend comrade Nikoli?
Nickoli: Wonderful, did the Russian Infusion Maneuver at a party the other day

by WIlll Smith December 30, 2014

Russian foreign minister

A fucking waffeler

Daym bro that teacher is some RUSSIAN FOREIGN MINISTER

by Jockim February 25, 2022

russian okomoko gambit

when you grip eachothers legs and proceed to give a facial to a dog

wanna do a russian okomoko gambit?
YES!

by JonathanHitchcock January 25, 2023

Russian Pop Rocks

Sticking a grenade in your mouth and pulling the pin.

Comrades! Tonight, we do Russian Pop Rocks! Cyka Blyat!

by BadgerBoy297 August 9, 2018