by VladTheChad September 02, 2020
The sexual act of fucking a girl on her period, but only sticking the head of your penis in her. Covering the head in red blood, then you tie some string around the head of your penis tight. The head will become even redder, and resembles a candy apple.
by Derricklover69 January 03, 2017
When you and your partner get on the front lawn fully naked and get into the wheelbarrow position. You then pull their arms behind their back so their face is dragging on the ground. You then insert your genitalia into their genitalia and proceed to spin around like a Beyblade, giving them grass-burn.
by CaliforniaPotatoChip September 20, 2019
When you raw dog a married bitch and let her possibility of getting pregnant determine the fate of her marriage
Jimmy fucked Johnny’s wife with no condom, johnny’s wife got knocked up, Because she lost the game of fidelity Russian roulette. Now Johnny’s wife is jimmy’s pregnant girlfriend
by Rolllinstone July 03, 2018
n. A rare condition where the person having this mental disease is constantly facing a subconscious impulse that is forcing them to immediately take a 6-round revolver loaded with one bullet, spin the chamber, and squeeze the trigger. Not to be confused with the temporary state of people under the influence of alcohol, who attempt to play the game of Russian Roulette out of inebriated choice, Russian Touroulette's Syndrome is completely involuntary.
Person 1: Hey, Brian has been carrying a revolver around a lot and taking pulls on the trigger. Do you think that he might have Russian Touroulette's Syndrome?
Person 2: No, actually Brian is a violent alcoholic with a concealed carry license who also happens to be a complete idiot.
Person 1: Ah. I see.
Person 2: No, actually Brian is a violent alcoholic with a concealed carry license who also happens to be a complete idiot.
Person 1: Ah. I see.
by SuperNerdToTheRescue November 19, 2016
when two men who are docking angle their penises upwards to allow a third man with a larger foreskin to dock over top. potential for an extra docker exists although further testing is required.
by Sterile Trout September 12, 2017
The act of abruptly shoving an electrified object in a subject's anus while they have a light bulb in their mouth. Thus illuminating the light bulb.
"It was dark so I gave that bitch a Russian Lightning bolt"
Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"
Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"
by Judas, the Slayer of Hippies March 12, 2014