Weasel Riding a Woodpecker

When you go to take your lady friend from behind and you instead jump on her back and put your finger in her ass, causing her to flap her arms furiously and give you a brief ride around the room.

I twisted my ankle last night when I surprised my lady friend by giving her a Weasel Riding a Woodpecker.

by gueeessssswhoooooo March 3, 2015

California Bunion Ride

An act of intercourse where the man has the girl in a Randy Orton-like submission (usually preceded by an RKO) whilst placing his fungus-infected toes inside all of her orifices. Usually done without the presence of lubricant, and often transitions straight into intercoarse with a flaccid penis.

"Yo, I was so drunk last night, I gave that girl a California Bunion Ride."

by yaboi7777777 December 11, 2015

Ride or die bitch

A relationship with 100% loyalty and love this couple cares about nobody else but themselves and will rob and murder anyone who gets in the way A ride or die is usually rate but the price is worth more than life itself

Ride or die bitch im all about the paper chase

by Yourboymark March 24, 2021

Jesus riding a dinosaur

A phrase used in IRC and internet message-boards, especially gaming boards, to respond to news that's old or outdated. Variations include "Jesus rides by on a dinosaur" or "Jesus waves from his dinosaur." The exact phrase isn't as important as the image itself.

See also: "walking with the dinosaurs"

1st Post: Whoa, they're making a "Doom" movie!

2nd Post: *Jesus rides by on a dinosaur*

by Demon-Fighter Ash May 10, 2005

Riding On The Rainbow Trolley

to be outwardly gay

Jason: "What's up with him?"
Phil: "He's riding the rainbow trolley"

"Did you see Roger in that flamboyant hat? He was sure riding the rainbow trolley...."

"Did you see Jason and Phil at that party? They were totally riding the rainbow trolley"

by Sharkdog January 20, 2004

community moustache ride

multiple riders on a single handlebar moustache

Did you bring your pass!? The moustache leaves in five minutes via Burt Reynold's community moustache ride.

by C. Sampson March 16, 2009

Happy Dinosaur Riding

The act of sex when performed following a drug bender that has left you so strung out that no amount of stimulants are going to perk your ass up.

"Dude! While you were winning the gold medal for your participation in the drug olympics that chick you brought home with you took a nap after she came down off all that molly and mushrooms the both of you took. That heater just woke up a few moments ago and went straight for the 1,4B. I figure any moment now she will be in your room hoping your mister happy can provide her some attention. Take the blue pill fast. Happy Dinosaur Riding!"

by gunterD April 16, 2015