Emotionally Retarded

To have a serious or traumatic experience in your love life or just relationship that makes you confused on what you feel is right.

Damn, I've been in love with becca for over 3 years and she just betrayed me. I don't know what to do, I think I'm emotionally retarded.

by OrgasmicLarry September 1, 2016

e-retarded

Any word, person, place or thing that exhibits the quality of being retarded in a digital environment. Note that this includes anything prepending letters to words that don't belong there, e.g. e-tact.

Bob thought that all of these new-fangled and completely unnecessary words were just a little bit e-retarded.

by clandestine March 25, 2005

Mental retard

For limitation and understanding and awareness emotional development also known as a fucking idiot and an asshole. It’s a term of ABUSE.

This fucker thinks he can treat me like a fucking lame and thinks I’ll stick around forever. That is a mental retard

by Fukinat48 May 18, 2022

Subservient Retard

See Subservient Chicken

Is that a Subservient Chicken or a Subservient Retard?

by Steaver370 April 25, 2004

retarded ballerina

as seen in rihanna's video "umbrella" a retarded ballerina is one that tip toes around a stage or any similar flat ground and looks as though they are struggling to survive. The tits of the said ballerina are often long and misshapen best seen in the play Cats (not in the video "umbrella")

Shit son! There's that retarded ballerina again, tiptoeing up to the bus stop...let's kick her toes!

by salad tits June 4, 2007

Retard Roundup

A special class in school where all of the children with learning disabilities go.

Little Jimmy wasn't the brightest bulb in the box, so he's in retard roundup

by Drewbertnj October 12, 2014

profoundly retarded

A person who, if examined, would not be considered mentally handicapped, but due to the nature of his actions and decisions one would assume he has mental deficiencies.

Me: I saw Luscious walking up to random people telling them they smell like hot garbage.

Friend: Leave him be man, he's profoundly retarded.

by MosesFrobleard April 18, 2018