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shiv rape

To stab someone and then rape the wound. Usually in prisons.
That Adam loves a good shiv rape.
by stusx10 January 21, 2019
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rape with consent

When someone rules up ina white ran, kidnaps you, sticks their Willy into your vajayjay, without your permission but you like their Willy in your vajayjay
Please don't stop this is rape with consent
by Elit3333333 February 3, 2023
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Calendar Rape

In business, the art of stealing someones time by creating a meeting that you didn't consent to thus unnecessarily jamming up your schedule.
Johnny set up that meeting without talking to me. I needed that time and could have done without the calendar rape. Now I have to rearrange the entire day.
by Mully2222 January 24, 2018
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Rumple Rape

The act of buying Rumple Minze shots for girls because its 50% alcohol but tastes minty and delicious to lower inhibitions and get "Turnt Up".
Originally the practice started in Clemson, SC and hit an all time high of use as an effective one night stand method during the summer of 2013.
Despite the name, the "rape" is merely providing High ABV in a delicious and unassuming shot; not actually "rape" the crime. Rape is wrong, all the time, well not in prison, just kidding...but seriously.
"She only went home with him after he Rumple Raped her."

1. "That girl is way out of my league and too sober."
2. "Nah man you just gotta Rumple Rape her."

Rumple Minze Clemson rumple Rumplemintz Shots
by Hollabills September 6, 2013
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Handshake rape

The act of handshaking someone without their consent.

A tactic used by the Australian Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison a.k.a "ScoMo", "ScumMo" or "Captain Coal Fingers". Scott Morrison is one of the world's most infamous handshake rapists.

Handshake rape is usually followed by blaming the victim; such as claiming the victim was 'just tired' or 'upset' when the handshake intercourse was forced on the victim. Handshake rapists usually do not apologise or take accountability for their actions.
* An Australian firefighter trys to rest as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison attempts to initiate handshake intercourse*
Firefighter: "I really don't want to shake your hand...".
*Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison reaches down and grabs hands against their will and handshake rapes them*
*Victim feels violated and humilated afterwards*
*Scott Morrison smirks, sneers and ignores victim, having satisfied his own personal needs and moves on to the next victim*

Handshake rape victims are encouraged to shout out the following to prevent future handshake rape incidents:
"HANDSHAKE RAPE!! HANDSHAKE RAPE!! THIS DIRTY POLICTICIAN IS HANDSHAKE RAPING ME!!"
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Shame rape

When a person identifying as trans shames someone into having sex with them by calling them names or threatening violence or self harm if they don’t comply.
I was shame raped into having sex with a MtF transgender person because they said if I didn’t have sex with them I was a TERF
by Gwendy March 8, 2021
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palate rape

When you drink so many high ABV pastry stouts that your palate is destroyed and you can't taste anything after.
All of those Angry Chair stouts palate raped me and I couldn't even tell if the KBS Espresso was even any good.
by CeeDubbs December 23, 2019
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