Pump and Dump

A couple that have kids and been together 10 plus years and have Sexual intercourse any chance they get that only lasts for 30 seconds. The majority of the time one or both are drunk and smoked a joint together.

Let’s go pump and dump backseat of the truck in 10 minutes baby... I’ll sneak out the back gate...

by C U Next Tuesday July 18, 2020

Double pump

When you accidentally cum without protection, but you do it again right after because the risk is the same as a one pump.

John, I gave her the double pump. I'll name the kid after you.

by Yaomman September 8, 2022

Monkey pumping

Monkey pumping is when you go to a morgue and find a Nigerian man, drag it to the woods the rip there teeth out. After ripping there teeth out you will throught fuck the corpse after finishing drink the nut from there mouth

Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in the family woods

by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025

Nickel Pumped

Something a chubby idiot calls herself

“ hey I think my stupid name Nickel Pumped is clever. “

by J boney November 8, 2017

Lil Pump

A shitty rapper who made his millions from dumb white suburban kids who have poor taste and damaged hearing and cannot distinguish between mumbling and actual words.

"The rap game is dying... all these Lil Pumps out here just mumbling to a hard beat, and those dumb white kids buy that shit up."

by Conchetumare June 28, 2018

Muffin Pump

Eating a muffin before a workout. This gives the individual carbohydrates for the lift. Thus making them be able to lift max weight to impress all the young dames at the gym

Joe: Kevin you hitting legs today?

Kevin: Nah bro, all arms everyday but I ate a muffin so I can get that muffin pump in.
Joe: Sounds good bruh me too, let’s hit arms again.

by TheMuffinPump.com October 22, 2020

pump-handle

The ultimate enthusiastic greeting between best buddies or a guy to a girl he feels super-glad to see; it's where ya grab yer friend's hands and shake his arms vigorously up and down while making joyful enthusiastic "musical grunting" noises in time to the motions.

Huge-statured marshmallow-hearted guy, joyfully playing pump-handle with a cute fluffy little thing whom he hasn't seen for ages: URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh...!
Cutie: Hey --- don't wear out my arms, Mr. "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh"!!

by QuacksO December 19, 2016