Furry potato 

A commonly used phrase to describe a guinea pig, due to it’s rotund shape and often couch potato-like lounging behavior.

That guinea pig just sits there like a furry potato.

Furry potato by LittleByrd July 3, 2019

hairy potato 

A girl thats been around the block one too many times.

My mother told me not to date the girl down the street because she is a hairy potato.

hairy potato by ballrub June 20, 2009

the great potato war

The war between Technoblade and im a squid kid on who can beat the record for most potatoes formed in hypixel skyblock

Man this fight is going down like the great potato war

the great potato war by Shœ October 21, 2020

Tomato Potato 

A play on the term "Tomato, Tomahto".

Like saying "Same thing!" about two things that aren't the same at all.

Man 1: So, when are we going to watch the olympics?
Man 2: Dude, we're going to the X Games.
Man 1: Meh, tomato potato.

Tomato Potato by LicoNico December 7, 2010

Snatching Potato 

A euphemism for any gay act.

Gay man: I was totally snatching potato last night.

or

Dave: Hey, you snatched any potato recently?
John: ....
Dave: That's a yes.
John: I've no idea what you are talking about.
Dave: You fucking queer.

Snatching Potato by jacksbackbaby August 21, 2007

kawaii potato 

The most adorable and fabulous thing you will ever meet. Everyone loves them. You should too, if you plan on staying fabulous.

I am feeling sad. I think I will hug this kawaii potato because I am fabulous and it will make be feel even more so.

kawaii potato by FabulousKawaiiPotatoUnicorn December 16, 2014