by hiting my phone up May 11, 2016

by Big23 July 10, 2019

1. A phrase used in corporate, academic, or other situations when an inappropriate topic can not be discussed. Often said to someone who is not familiar with a vernacular term, phrase, meme or other part of pop culture which is considered NSFW that searching on one's work or school computer could result in reprimands from superiors, IT or HR
2. an alternate expression for "you don't want to know"
2. an alternate expression for "you don't want to know"
A)
John: "...so with the new restroomproduct launch aimed at luxury hotels and restaurants, Marketing suggests we re-name our X1457 Deluxe Swivel Golden Showerhead."
Marty: "....why do need to rename it?"
John: "......Marketing suggests "golden shower" not be included as part of our product line."
Marty: "....why not?"
John: ".....look it up on your phone."
B)
Sue: "What's all this bunga-bunga stuff I keep hearing the students talking about?"
Mary: "Look it up on your phone."
John: "...so with the new restroomproduct launch aimed at luxury hotels and restaurants, Marketing suggests we re-name our X1457 Deluxe Swivel Golden Showerhead."
Marty: "....why do need to rename it?"
John: "......Marketing suggests "golden shower" not be included as part of our product line."
Marty: "....why not?"
John: ".....look it up on your phone."
B)
Sue: "What's all this bunga-bunga stuff I keep hearing the students talking about?"
Mary: "Look it up on your phone."
by Ind617 January 13, 2017

Masturbating furiously
by CreativityNonexistent May 21, 2018

i always call paul and say "hey paul guess what...i just got laid" then i laugh and he gets mad because he cant get a slice of pootinany pie
by adam schilling November 10, 2002

A girl and/or woman who is about her business and uses one phone for personal matters, whilst the other is used to slang drugs
"it's hard to find decent girl drug dealers man"
"what do you mean, Jenna is definitely a 2 cell phone shawty
"what do you mean, Jenna is definitely a 2 cell phone shawty
by swisherbishop June 6, 2016

by reece10i March 16, 2021
