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A mentally and physically draining jail-like government facility, which makes children Hope for the week to be over. It also specializes in teaching kids to use algebra to cross the street.
Sally: What day is it?
Sallys Mom: Monday, get ready for school.
Sally: FUCCCC-
by Pseudonym#404 April 27, 2021
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A place that is said to better our minds but ends up brainwashing us into learning thing that we will never need in life.

Stands for Seven Crappiest Hours Of Our Lives.

Also see: Prison

Schools also hold fundraisers often. Money is said to be used for new computers or to fix the wifi, but actually goes to the teacher's lounge.

*Student walks into teacher's lounge*
Dang, this place is awesome. They got recliners, flat screen TVs, microwaves, refrigerators, air hockey, and full bars of wifi.

*Student is expelled for finding the holy grail*

Dress code is also enforced. If a girl shows one centimeter of her shoulder she gets detention. If she shows three inches of skin above her knee she also gets detention. The boys dress code is almost non existent.

Bullying is common, but if students tell teachers they would just add more stupid rules.

Popular girls can get away with wearing tube tops, but an unpopular girl would have to go to alternative school for two years.
Student: Will we learn to how to pay taxes. Or manage money.

Teacher: No this is a school. We only learn useful things here.

(This is why people are in crippling debt right now)
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A large ass building in which innocent children are kept in for at least 7-8 hours straight, being taught shit in which it is least expected to be used in the future.
Adults' definition of "School" compared to mine.

Adults: A school is an institution for educating children!
Me: Prison.

Prison
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A garbage think that did not need to be created
School is trash
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School is absolutely TERRIBLE literally It's like being in prison and getting tortured constantly it stands for:
Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives S C H O O L
We learn stuff that's completely pointless and boring.
by Speedz (Epic Person) December 15, 2017
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school is the definition of torture for kids, and half the stuff is useless for future jobs.
school is so bad
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