masscans

really massive breasts.
unproportionally sized compared to the body.

"Dude! Check out those masscans!"
"How big were they? masscans!"

by Austin Asmuss January 20, 2009

massagina

The action of massaging the vagina, not with the tongue but with the hand. Not limited to the clit but including the entire vaginal area.

Before sex we exercised massagina

by scissorgut February 25, 2009

Mass-M-Mess

A text message (SMS) that is sent to multiple recipients, resulting in multiple replies that one can only respond to by extensive multi-tasking.

"I Mass-M-Mess'd the potluck party invitation to, like, 100 people, and now I need an Excel spreadsheet to figure out who's coming and who's bringing what?"

by Merlot69 April 30, 2009

Massacrecul

Being EXTREMELY Dominant

We are very Massacrecul at Football

by Max and David December 22, 2009

mass gingercutioner

Noun - one who, in the course of making gingerbread men and women, finds pleasure is their slow demise, often by removal of their limbs, one by one.

The mass gingercutioner cackled as she removed the appendages of the young gingerpeople on her baking sheet.

by Gingercutioner December 28, 2009

Mass Excavator

A guy who fucks a girl so hard in the pussy, when she orgasms she loses control of her bowels

Girl 1- that John guy last night is a fuckin mass excavator!
Girl 2- really? i might wanna call him up...

by Thinroyy June 1, 2010

mass spectrology

1. when large groups of people speculate about the future by reading the stars

2. when large groups of people attempt to predict the future of Arlen Specter's political career by reading the stars

According to mass spectrology, Arlen's chances are over.

by karibu July 20, 2010