Person 1: "Which type of male are you?"
Person 2: "I'm an alpha male"
Person 1: "Oh nice! I'm a sugma male."
Person 2: "I'm an alpha male"
Person 1: "Oh nice! I'm a sugma male."
by AMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUS69 April 19, 2022
Get the alpha malemug. A zeta male is the ultimate sinner. His only purpose in life is entertainment. They are sadists, manipulators, gaslighters, narcissists, arsonists etc. and are selfish, greedy, highly powerful, hold a lot of authority and can do whatever they want. Society cannot put them in jail or execute them because they are too valuable to them. They are also highly charismatic, attractive, intelligent and people tend to obsess over them.
zeta male: spits on beta female for existing
beta female: omg you're such a zeta male choke me daddy
beta female: omg you're such a zeta male choke me daddy
by Zaiju December 24, 2021
Get the Zeta Malemug. Here’s a witty and humorous definition for "Male Follicle Sensitivity" for Urban Dictionary:
Male Follicle Sensitivity (MFS)
Noun
A highly documented yet widely ignored medical phenomenon affecting men when their significant other plucks an ingrown hair from their beard, resulting in an exaggerated yelp that rivals a toddler stepping on a Lego.
Common causes include:
Indoor humidity levels dropping below 34%, rendering beard hairs as brittle as ancient parchment.
A full moon, which mysteriously amplifies nerve endings by 300%.
The presence of an audience, increasing the need for dramatic effect.
The TWK (Tweezer-Wielding Katherine) saying, "Hold still, this won’t hurt." or "Oh, I'm sorry." (Both blatant lies.)
Despite its prevalence, MFS remains unrecognized by medical professionals, largely due to them suffering from the condition themselves as well as threats from their wives.
Male Follicle Sensitivity (MFS)
Noun
A highly documented yet widely ignored medical phenomenon affecting men when their significant other plucks an ingrown hair from their beard, resulting in an exaggerated yelp that rivals a toddler stepping on a Lego.
Common causes include:
Indoor humidity levels dropping below 34%, rendering beard hairs as brittle as ancient parchment.
A full moon, which mysteriously amplifies nerve endings by 300%.
The presence of an audience, increasing the need for dramatic effect.
The TWK (Tweezer-Wielding Katherine) saying, "Hold still, this won’t hurt." or "Oh, I'm sorry." (Both blatant lies.)
Despite its prevalence, MFS remains unrecognized by medical professionals, largely due to them suffering from the condition themselves as well as threats from their wives.
John and his wife often become frustrated with each other because of his Male Follicle Sensitivity. She says John never lets her finish and it wouldn't hurt so bad if he didn't make her pull out too soon.
by R2u2 March 29, 2025
Get the Male Follicle Sensitivitymug. by Ercq April 29, 2022
Get the Sigma Malemug. by Pranav's Bitch January 13, 2022
Get the Sigma Malemug. Larry is such a Sampi Male, he submitted a self-referential definition for Sampi Male on Urban Dictionary.
by Andy307 January 9, 2022
Get the Sampi Malemug. Someone who really knows how to get the ladies. They can solve rubix cubes very fast and they slay pussy.
by LukeNelson69 January 3, 2020
Get the Alpha Malemug.