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Mac Waffle

A Mac Waffle is when you get so frustrated with your Apple laptop that you take a shit on your keyboard and close the laptop. Then, when opened again, you have a flattened turd with the impressions of small squares from the keyboard, giving it the likeness of a waffle.
Dude my MacBook is so frustrating. It won’t let me do anything that I have to do! I’m about to make a Mac Waffle!!
by jaytothegizzle March 31, 2021
mugGet the Mac Wafflemug.

mac

mac is big
by MACBOOKBYSTEVEJOB October 29, 2022
mugGet the macmug.

pack a mac

To acquire and store on ones person a Mac type machine pistol.
by Mister Miggins Moop September 18, 2017
mugGet the pack a macmug.

Anal Mac and Cheese

When you are fucking someone and you shove mac and cheese up their asshole and take a spoon and eat some of it
1: "Yesterday, I had some anal mac and cheese with my sister and it had such a distinct flavor"

2: "What the actual fuck is wrong with you."
by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023
mugGet the Anal Mac and Cheesemug.

Mac

i love mac
by macalicious June 4, 2023
mugGet the Macmug.

Mac

Questionably large slim Jim.
Vanessa: That doesn't look real
Mac: Of course it is
by YoungLean40 October 17, 2022
mugGet the Macmug.

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