crease me

Crease me, when she wants you too have sex with her but shes a pig and she won't stop snorting.

Bae: hey babe, i want you too crease me *snort* *snort*
Boyfriend: No way you keep snorting and rolling around in the mud, stupid pig!

by Manlikeeee January 7, 2017

noose me

A phrase where a person will only say it when they are in such a dellemer.

"I can't believe I just missed that shot, noose me."

by Slick Stick January 20, 2017

pickle me

To give someone a pickle.

Gurl: Can you pickle me?
Boi: Do you want dill or bread and butter?

by Penguinandpickles January 25, 2017

be honest with me

you're already fucked

boy/girl/non binary ect.: be honest with me, are you cheating?
boy/girl/non binary ect.: fudgsicallllssss

by Quin<3 November 21, 2021

me lon

aka jig jog, me lon is just a noob that looooooves isaac of binding

I HATE me lon HE ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT ISAAC OF BINDING

by Juvyx October 19, 2021

ignoring me

people that will also never talk to me again lmfao

ignoring me= your last time talking to me lmaoo

by dralcc July 10, 2021

There's me spoon

Interchangeable with "pardon me"

If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.

*Tummy grumble* "Oop, there's me spoon"

by Nothatoriginal October 31, 2011