Elijah Steinly-Marks

The best person you will ever meet, if you ever happen to meet one, immediately make them your boyfriend. If you happen to make one your boyfriend, they will be the sweetest and most devoted. They will send you the sweetest messages that make you blush and breath heavy every day. They will do everything they can to make sure that you get to call every single day. They are so fucking hot and will make you feel so fucking good every moment they can. You will fall so deeply in love with each other and will never leave. Each day you'll be reminded why you love him so fucking much.

Ramsey: I love Elijah Steinly-Marks so much. I'm happy I get to be his girlfriend.

by SuperGirlyGoast January 23, 2023

Blazing Tornado Marksman

When you use a leaf blower to shoot a shit at someone and they try to hit it with their nut

Dude this girl last night came up to me and wanted to do a Blazing Tornado Marksman and i said ok whatever

by GumptionateShaboingboing February 21, 2023

Chicago hammer marks

While attempting to strike a nail, one misses their target and leaves an dent in the wood beside the nail.

While Attempting to nail his fence, Jordan frequently missed his target, leaving scores of Chicago hammer marks.

by FrontRowJonny March 9, 2023

Japanese mud mask

The act of a morbidly obese person sitting on someone’s face and farting after not wiping their ass for an extended period of time

My face was so exfoliated after big Bertha showed me a Japanese mud mask

by DroolyAkaFarmerJohn March 26, 2023

snitch-ass marks

cops who "lowkey" (but actually illegally) "snatch" or "snitch" the phones of people who are in jail (usually only for the night for something not too serious) and lurk all of their texts, also sometimes applies to probation officers

"all these snitch-ass marks, jealous of my swag because i'm movin cash"

by darfefe46 May 27, 2023

Dominican Gas Mask

A sexual act in which one person squats over the face of thier partner and seals thier sphincter to thier partners nose or mouth. Once airlocked, the squatter farts and the receiver breathes deep through the offended orifice ensuring a full dose of methane is delivered.

"Dude did you hear Francis got a Dominican gas mask from Cindy?"

"No fuckin way, vile."

by HolyRiot99 May 27, 2023

new england gas mask

the act of farting while you have your legs wrapped around someones head and your balls in their mouth

My GF Camille is such a freak, she let me give her a New England Gas Mask last night

by Aurora Whorialis July 23, 2024