When your stomach is so violent that need take a shit before, during, and after your shower. This will often triple your time in the bathroom and you may exit looking as slender as Elrond. The three epic movements are canonically named :The Fellow-Shits, The Two Showers, and The Return of the Shits.
"I wonder why Dad takes so long in the bathroom? "
" Don't worry hunny, he must be having Lord Of The Shits again."
" Don't worry hunny, he must be having Lord Of The Shits again."
by BlubbernotaFighter April 22, 2025
Get the Lord Of The Shitsmug. by Chris J. CornBread July 30, 2003
Get the pue lordmug. A Good Samaritan, formerly known in the 1400s in the geedorah empire, final words were “let’s bounce”
by dababaisod June 29, 2025
Get the Lord riffraffmug. Lord Milky: (noun) A mythical creature known for their legendary combination of humor, heart issues, and a propensity to turn any social gathering into a comedy show, fueled by copious amounts of alcohol. Beware, for encountering a Lord Milky may lead to uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to check your own heart rate.
At the party last night, when 'Lord Milky' started telling jokes, I swear, I laughed so hard, I thought I might have a heart issue myself!
by MmmmPP Licky Licky September 30, 2023
Get the Lord Milkymug. LORD-LIEUTENANT FOR HIS MAJESTY AND HER MAJESTY AS KION FAMILY CREST, SHARIFF FAMILY CREST, FULTON FAMILY CREST, WILSON CLAN CREST AS BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU & SWYRICH CORPORATION. AS KION SHARIFF FULTON WILSON. IN AS THE FORENAME, SECOND NAME, SURNAME AND LASTNAME FOR THE UNIFORM NAME.
by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson, SC January 13, 2023
Get the HIS MAJESTY LORD-LIEUTENANTmug. by Gyyeeeee July 12, 2022
Get the Lord Lucifer Lad Invictusmug. by Stinkybozo January 17, 2021
Get the Lord Jessemug.