Jack Colin Jones

just a bloody sex machine, ass licker and phd of the vagina
Jack Colin Jones, bro hes a bloody sex machine
by bruh_god January 12, 2022
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Cam Jones

A guy normally with a very huge horsecock, can usually use his brat as a 3rd leg to fall on to an extra peg like a stool
Wow that Cam Jones really has a tripod brat, it must drag on defenders faces when he hurdles them
by Dope Human September 10, 2018
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Stuart I R Jones

A chill but badass guy. successful and confident and kind but takes no disrespect from anyone. Sexy beachbum and a bit of a rum snob.
Stuart I R Jones is a cheeky monkey. Everyone knows this!
by Caddyhooligan November 23, 2021
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Jon Jones

A verb, typically used to describe the act of striking or punching someone, usually meaning to elbow someone, as Jon Jones is a fighter known to have powerful elbows.
I will Jon Jones the fuck out of you.
by Ken Kamuy May 31, 2024
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Jon Jones

To strike someone, particularly to elbow them.
I will Jon Jones you bitch, stay back.
by Ken Kamuy June 06, 2024
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Jon jones

A amazing father, and responsible drinker. And does not like cocaine, just likes the smell of it.
JON JONES IS THE NEW UNDISPUTED UFC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!
by dobronxfan44 April 24, 2024
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Jon Jones

Is a foot taller than everyone he fights and is broader than everyone. Jordan, you just don't want women to lose to men. You want you to be better than me and you want that to mean that your piece of shit wife and slut of a daughter are better than me by extentsion. You are not that. None of the things you are saying are true. Empathy isn't being weaponized against you. You are doing half of the empathy and then instead of doing the other half you are crying like a bitch repeatedly. You ARE (however) deliberately choosing people who's stories are similar (if they are true at all) and the people around me ARE IN FACT making reference to the things I do in private in a way that mirrors the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia.
Hym "Jordan these trannies are not even undefeated in the sports they occupy. If the competitive advantage they have do no exceed the advantage Jon Jones has over his light heavyweight opponents? Someone else is going to pay the price for you doing this to me and that will only be because I can't get to you myself. You need to accept that you are wrong Jordan."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2024
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