Jacob

Jacob is easily the hottest person in your school. He can make anyone smile with one stupid joke, and has the most perfect hair, wonderful personality, good music taste, and gives the best hugs ever. Just one look at him and your heart races. His beautiful brown eyes and warm smile makes him top any other stereotypical hot dude easily. Always the life of the party and has the best dick ever. So many people want him but if he loves you he'll make sure you know. If you have a Jacob, never. Ever. Let go. Jacob is the best thing to happen to anyone, and for some reason, his mom sucks like always.

Person: omg your dating Jacob?
Other person: yes, and I love him more than anything.

by Iove y0uu May 10, 2022

Jacob B

A Jacob Bourne is someone who loves Charlies and sucks their tits.

Jacob B: Are you a Charlie cause i wanna suck your tits.

by jacobs like charlies November 3, 2019

Jacob

A really gay person who has 1 friend and is single. He typically loves guys and is gay af! He always has poop in his pants!

Person 1: Jacob is gay
Person 2: YES OFF HIS NAME IS JACOB

by AnnoyingCow1365 December 3, 2019

jacob mouillesseaux

he is always a silly goose

jacob mouillesseaux the fat old mouillesseaux man

by somebody not the silly goose December 10, 2021

Jacob Brady

Jacob Brady is a guy who’s bricked 24/7 and has a huge boner.

He is also the most nonchalant guy of all time and has good cheddar.

Person 1: yo is that Jacob Brady?

Person 2: yea he’s bricked.

by Fatdonkey42 April 8, 2024

Jacob

A joke

A jacob Likes to joke

by Real Alberto April 24, 2022

Jacob

The biggest bitch You'll ever meet. Not only that he's as fruity as a smoothie

Damn jacob was tryin grab my ass, that bitch as fruity as hell

by Jaxson the bitch You insulted January 14, 2020