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Keena Johnson

The hottest stripper out there. You say her name and she’s “twerking”.(it’s more like an older lady trying to dance)
Have you heard of that new stripper keena Johnson
by There is nothing available August 18, 2021
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The Johnson Effect

The ability to make the absolute worst decision every single time. Named after the UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.
The Johnson Effect: when you could have had a smaller lockdown for a short period of time but instead you chose to do nothing and now the whole country is screwed.
by FlangeManger October 30, 2020
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Johnson

Johnson is a cool kid that loves sports like basketball. He is funny, cool, smart, and loyal. He’s a chill dude that loves to play basketball.
Damn is that Johnson, he’s dope and hot.
by BBCSins November 24, 2021
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Rian Johnson

Director and writer of great films such as Knives Out. Also the subject of hatred that goes to such personal level by Star Wars fanboys (not fans, but fanboys) just because he wrote and directed The Last Jedi, which was doomed from the beginning, regardless of who made it.
Star Wars fanboy: Rian Johnson is the worst director ever! He ruined Star Wars!
Me: Really? A film series that has always been hit and miss? Also, if he’s the worst director ever, then why was Knives Out so awesome and fun?
Star Wars fanboy: Ummm… ummm… because he directed The Last Jedi
by BuffaloBillsFan2005 July 13, 2022
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unibrow johnson

When your underwear gets between your butt cheeks aka a wedgie
Ew Hope is trying to pick out her unibrow Johnson.
by Utility leader March 4, 2019
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Sidney Johnson

A man with a small penis and no friends. A common slang word used in Secondary Schools in the county of Essex, England. Usually ginger.
Did you see that ginger band kid?”
“Yeah, he’s a Sidney Johnson innit.”
by wagyuwibb March 10, 2022
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Brent Johnson

to fall under the definition of Brent Johnson, you must require the following:

- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush

- wine cellar

in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.

to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
poem:

“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”

- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
by gusgus69 December 6, 2024
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