January 24

Be careful with your toes on this awful day. You might think this is a joke but NO! This is a warning!!! There is a chance you will stub your toe, you may graze your toe, you will cut your toe nails too short and bleed. Take the proper precautions.

Beware of January 24, have your band-aids and ice prepared.

by drunk pig January 24, 2021

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January 16th

On January 16th is the day where Viola can talk about Hisoka all she wants and is the day where her friends can't judge how dirty she is ;) Bungee gum has the properties of both rubber and gum⭐️💧 🤤 Also on January 16th is the day where you hate on MACHI FROM HUNTER X HUNTER WHORE🤬

On January 16th is the day where we all throw Machi in the dumpster👏

by Hisokaslut November 24, 2020

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January 16

National have a three some with your grandparents day

January 16 is a day to have it with your grandparents

by Jsjsbdhsksmskjsksk December 17, 2021

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January 7th

People born on this day are a bitch.

“Hey man your a bitch”

“I’m born on January 7th what did you expect”

by Hiyah6969 May 25, 2021

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Juicy Jizz January

Following Destroy Dick December, Juicy Jizz January is when a man (Or Woman) Masturbates twice a day to gay porn. Winners advance to Friendly Fap February

Thomas-"Yoo bro I just completed Destroy Dick December!!"

Nick-"So you ready for Juicy Jizz January?"
Thomas-"Hell yeah I'm ready!!"
Nick-"Your a faggot

by Myles ortiz November 1, 2018

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