January 24

Be careful with your toes on this awful day. You might think this is a joke but NO! This is a warning!!! There is a chance you will stub your toe, you may graze your toe, you will cut your toe nails too short and bleed. Take the proper precautions.

Beware of January 24, have your band-aids and ice prepared.

by drunk pig January 24, 2021

january 6th

January 6th is national fondle a tit day bitches! I’m calling on all the tit lovers out there

January 6th is the best day ever because I’m a lesbian who loves tits

by bertbart October 23, 2019

January 16

National have a three some with your grandparents day

January 16 is a day to have it with your grandparents

by Jsjsbdhsksmskjsksk December 17, 2021

January 7th

People born on this day are a bitch.

“Hey man your a bitch”

“I’m born on January 7th what did you expect”

by Hiyah6969 May 25, 2021

Juicy Jizz January

Following Destroy Dick December, Juicy Jizz January is when a man (Or Woman) Masturbates twice a day to gay porn. Winners advance to Friendly Fap February

Thomas-"Yoo bro I just completed Destroy Dick December!!"

Nick-"So you ready for Juicy Jizz January?"
Thomas-"Hell yeah I'm ready!!"
Nick-"Your a faggot

by Myles ortiz November 1, 2018

January 1st 2022

The day the TikTok servers will be burned down, ending the era of cringe

12 year olds start protesting for the shut down of tiktok after January 1st 2022

by TheBanananana November 7, 2021

January 5, 2023

Kiss L on January 5 day

On January 5, 2023 u get to kiss L while it’s SNOWING

by margrett allison September 4, 2022