Jacob is a pretty cool dude. He is great at cooking (no) He can exhale with the power of Zeus himself, and FINALLY the greatest geologist/architect/CHIC magnet/attracts only NOT sluts
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by McMullen boom boom June 17, 2019
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Jacob:...
you: ....and I oop
you: ....and I oop
by Sadgirl12223 June 21, 2019
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by Toasterr.Juice November 29, 2019
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by AnnoyingCow1365 December 3, 2019
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by AnnoyingCow1365 December 3, 2019
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*jacob what the f**k was that*
*dannielle* that is some big dick energy
*jacob what the f**k was that*
*dannielle* that is some big dick energy
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