A highly versatile towel commonly discovered in the wilds of disc golf courses, initially designed for the noble purpose of scrubbing muck off discs but often found harboring suspicious stains that suggest a more adventurous past involving the clean up and collection of outdoor ejaculate. Born from the fertile minds of disc golf enthusiasts, "jizz rag" creatively merges "jizz" (a colloquial term for reproductive fluid) with "rag" (a cloth for wiping), conjuring an image that is as perplexing as it is eyebrow-raising.
Encountering a jizz rag in its natural habitat (typically near a basket or tangled in foliage) can provoke a range of reactions from laughter to awkward discomfort, prompting existential reflections on hygiene and the mysteries of life. All jizz rags should be approached with caution and preferably with gloves.
Encountering a jizz rag in its natural habitat (typically near a basket or tangled in foliage) can provoke a range of reactions from laughter to awkward discomfort, prompting existential reflections on hygiene and the mysteries of life. All jizz rags should be approached with caution and preferably with gloves.
Amar's oblivious use of a jizz rag as a makeshift headband led to an awkward silence that could only be broken by nervous laughter.
We all watched in horror when Amar gleefully picked up a jizz rag on the ground and aggressively wiped his mouth with it after finishing his beef jerky and atmosphere beer.
We all watched in horror when Amar gleefully picked up a jizz rag on the ground and aggressively wiped his mouth with it after finishing his beef jerky and atmosphere beer.
by Lil Jizzie July 27, 2024
Get the jizz ragmug. Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.
"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?
by ni double g a June 13, 2025
Get the angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sexmug. When you Netflix and chill with the huz and y'all start getting freaky. And the white stuff comes flying out like a mf
by John Jork August 9, 2025
Get the Flowberry jizzmug. by Sippysaywhat August 23, 2016
Get the yogurt jizzmug. When you meet an amazing woman and she seems totally normal. But when you fuck her it turns her crazy. You have Crazy Jizz.
Bro, It happened again. I fucked that new chick Nova. She's gone crazy now, i watched her spit out my load in her mouth and tried shoving it up her vagina trying to get pregnant. I think ive got Crazy Jizz!
by Lisa Dee June 25, 2019
Get the Crazy Jizzmug. by DarkAngel76 November 5, 2019
Get the Jizzful Januarymug. The foul, fisy odor resulting from a combination of jizz and sweat that forms around the crotch after poorly cleaning oneself following masturbation or unprotected sex.
by facepwn March 15, 2014
Get the jizz crotchmug.